Coen Brothers non sequitur thread

You know what yegg? I believe you.

He told them to look not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts. Then he said the facts had no meaning.

I am talking about your potential. You’re not a ‘C’ student, yet you’re gettin’ ‘C’ grades. It’s the disparity here that concerns your dad and me.

You don’t say much my friend, but when you do it’s to the point, and I salute you for it.

I’ll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! You don’t tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain’t one-at-a-timin’ here. We’re MASS communicating!

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a… a cow… on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements.

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening, can you repeat that?

I’m not set up to mold hard rubber.

And what, to flog a horse, that if not dead is at this point in mortal danger of expiring, does this little square represent?

<whisper> We thot you was a - TOAD!</whisper>

Thank you boys for throwin’ in that fricassee. I’m a man of large appetite, and even with lunch under my belt, I was feelin’ a mite peckish.

Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.

Uh, I’ll just have a, um, salad, please. Uh, baby field greens.

I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I think it’s startin’ to turn.

I told that Kraut a thousand fuckin’ times: I don’t roll on Shabbos!

Why ain’t you breast-feeding? You appear to be capable.

Well, you lying… unconstant… succubus!

Let N.O.M.A.N. put asunder…