Congratulations Coldfire. looks around Where’s the booze and munchies?
Greetings and salutations, Coldfire.
Your posts are always fun to read, I enjoy your ascerbic wit and “wisdom”, and I admire your ability to joust with the assorted (persons who I don’t want to inflame by calling them trolls and etc, since I am not secure enough to ask for trouble-I get into enough of it by accident without inciting it).
Congratulations and keep up the entertaining and helpful posts-
Scotti
Coldy, I’d congratulate you but I don’t have time. There’s naked women all over the place here and …
Sorry I’m late! Coldy, you are one of my favorite posters here! Even when I disagree with you about something ;), you always have something sharp to say. You are one 
dude! Here’s to many more!
And, drop, I’m not naked. Just in my purple bikini still. 
Oh! You meant the good-looking women! Pardon me. Carry on. 
Got any rum and coke, Coldy?
With apologies and a nod to many other deserving candidates, I personally find your posts the most humorous of the entire SDMB.
(One of the funniest being the link to Wally’s “Limey friend”)
Of course, I’ll be singing an entirely different tune at Wally’s 4000 post party…
falls through door carrying a 40 of Night Train
… So I said to him, Red M&M, Blue M&M, they all come out the same colour…
heh Clog Boy… yerrreh… pig poster…
stumbles back out door
Thanks guys! I’m glad some of you seem to be amused by my erratic brain waves 
As for why this is such a piss poor excuse of a party, I dunno. Wally is throwing it, and the cheepskate thought we’d manage on one crate of SuperMarketBrand beer and two bags of cheap crisps.
whispers I brought y’all some serious weed though 
Yeah Coldy! To one of my favorite posters whom I always think of whenever I pass a PT Cruiser.
You rock ( und roll)
[hijack] I’m going for a test spin in a PT Cruiser in a few weeks, as one of the first in Europe! Woohoo [/hijack]
Naked women and funny brownies? Sounds like my kind of party.
What? Coldfire? Oh, yea - Happy Birthday Coldie!
Congratulations, Clog Boy!
Just out of curiosity, what percentage of your posts were made while you were drunk?
Wow. I stand in awe of your posting abilities, man. It would be interesting to run a search on the phrase “Jack Daniels” with the author being “Coldfire” and see how many pop up.
Hey, I said it would be interesting, I didn’t say I was going to do it.
I am so lame.
If you want to see the results, go here.
For those that don’t look at the link, there are 37 threads that show up, ranging from October of 99 until today.
Coldfire is a model of drunken, Dutch consistency.
Dammit, Mullinator beat me to it!
Happy 3K, dude! You are one funny, smart, quick and just plain MEAN poster.
So anyway, where’s the beer? Oh, and ahh, here’s your 3K gift. <passes Coldy a small package from under his coat> It’s kinda old, tho’; I picked it up in Chula Vista in '77…
::passes Coldfire a fatty::
Um . . . what were we here for again?
Congrats!!
{padding own post count in attempt to sound sincere :D}
If you show up in Raleigh this weekend for Satan’s shindig, Mr. Fire, I’ll buy you a real American beer. Yeah, I know → 