“Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.”
Dude, they aren’t escaping me. I know about them.
But the fact that they’re in the form of double-entendres is why they aren’t coarse; they’re subtle and sly and clever. Saying country for cunt is very different from saying, “Jessamine is a cunt.” That’s coarse!
(The sword is less mighty than the pen is.)
It’s a personal preference. But I figure anyone can call somebody a fucking moron. Personally, I’d rather take the time and write a longer post that presents a clear and compelling argument to everyone who reads it that the person I am referring to is a fucking moron.
Shut up, TriTard.
If anybody, no matter how ordinarily eloquent, can get Pitted for being coarse and vulgar in the Pit, then I’m afraid we’ve been letting the Pit forum lapse from its traditional standards.
We’re supposed to be coarse and vulgar here. Gosh darn it.
Yeah, but since the Pit is still the Dope, cites sufficient to indicate fucking moronhood are proper, though not required. Particularly if, as is also the norm, this is to turn into a proper reverse pitting.
look left
look right
YOINK !
I can’t speak for your entire list, but if you think Bricker, Kimstu and Ekers have not posted similarly then… you’re a… you’re a… not very well informed individual!!!
You are invited to engage, as is your wont, in sexual congress with waterfowl, and is it not the case that your father first met your mother while she was engaged in illicit acts in conjunction with her employment in a New Orleans house of prostitution?
You mean high falutin’ insult like that?
Keep fucking that chicken.
I read “sexual congress with waterfowl” as “Go fuck a duck.”
See? See what wages the effort to address matters of dispute with correct and cogent language actually earn, here? It’s a disgrace.
I think he’s pitting you for not doing a better job of it. “Fucking moron” is such an easy insult. Surely you’ve got better.
And, yes, I know I’ve just invited you to piss me off royally. Have at it.
This guy got the joke.
This guy did not. 
Do you have to be so coarse?
I read this as “y so salty?”
[Raises hand waving vigorously]
Ooo Ooo! I want to be a Fucking Moron
Pick me!
Pick Me!
I guess I didn’t. I was riffing on the characterization of me as never descending to coarse language by reframing a classic coarse dismissal (“Go fuck a duck,”) in gentler, more academic terms.
How does your reply work in that context?
Fuck, fuck, fuck your duck
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
It’s got a corkscrew peen.
Everybody sing!
And what about that **BubbaDog? ** Fucking moron, amirite?