Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Finger-bang an orangutan
Support you local zoo
Oh. We were supposed to stop at the temptation. Oooops.
Oh, no! Another name-subject-only post! Colibri is DEAD?
Thelma Lou didn’t start the thread so he didn’t get elected.
Language!
Fuckin’ Shakespeare. He made all of the best insults, and many of the great words. We’re just left with the scraps to try to construct good invective.
Stranger
Look very closely at the artwork on Colibri’s last four albums. Some spooky shit, there.
In the words of the immortal Wolfgang Amadeus, Leck mich im Arsch.
[QUOTE=William Shakespeare]
MALVOLIO
(picking up the letter) By my life, this is my lady’s hand these be her very C’s, her U’s and her T’s and thus makes she her great P’s.
[/QUOTE]
Twelfth Night, Act 2, Scene 5
[QUOTE=William Shakespeare]
PETRUCHIO
Who knows not where a wasp does
wear his sting? In his tail.
KATHARINA
In his tongue.
PETRUCHIO
Whose tongue?
KATHARINA
Yours, if you talk of tails: and so farewell.
PETRUCHIO
What, with my tongue in your tail?
[/QUOTE]
The Taming of the Shrew, Act 2, Scene 1
Very subtle, that.
Overheard at The Shakespeare Festival:
“This play is stupid! Nobody’s gonna believe that chick is a dude! Look at the tits on that fuck-animal!”
Bimbo: But soft! The windows to my soul are aloft, and distant from your gaze, lock’d upon my bosom bounteous!
Homero: To choose or not to choose, that is the choice, and verily have I made mine! Of all that are orbs, I’d have those that wobble!
(Exeunt)
Comparing Colibri to Einstein. Please.
Too many people have sucked his dick and he thinks he can’t be wrong. I’m not permitted to ignore his posts, but I don’t exactly hang on his words.
You’re denying yourself true ambrosia. Colibri’s love spunk transcends all sensation.
An old Benny Hill bit, the agent talking on the phone to Shakespeare:
*
“Oh that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek?* She’s not sitting on her hands, is she, Bill?”
Fuck a chicken <-> fuck a duck…
Admittedly very poorly? 
How distressing. 
Obviously I have work to do if I am to improve my standing with the idiot asshole contingent of the board.
One in every crowd …
… oh … and it’s spelted “kohlrabi” … sheesh …
Fuck a duck and screw a pigeon,
Go to hell and start religion.
Now stuck firmly in my head to the tune of the “Ode to Joy”. Thank you SO much. :dubious:
Tempora mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis.
Pan fried or deep fried?
Now that damn 7-11 “breakfast pizza” thread has me throwing up in my mouth again…