The UK-centric among us might get a great deal of pleasure from reading those names out in a John Peel voice.
“Tonight on the show we’ve got the latest releases by Grass Bat, Stanky Bean and Clardic Fug. I’ll be taking an in-depth rifle through the back-catalogue of proto-goth visionaries Light of Blast, and live in the studio we have blues legend Hurky White to play us out. But first, how about a bit of Snowbonk?”
Anyone else get the feeling that this brand of AI researcher is a bit on the whimsical side? Persuading someone to put a cup of horseradish into a dinner party dessert?
Corcaunitiol Orange sounds like a reagent that one of the scientists on CSI might use to establish that the bad guy WAS in the house on the night of the murder.
Here’s the twist though: Corcaunitiol Orange was fairly well-known and the killer had cleaned up too well; CSI knew it, the killer knew this and the his lawyer also knew it.
Corcaunitiol Orange had not revealed any traces of the killer’s breast milk at the scene and without this lead to back them up, they were unable to persuade the DA to authorise a warrant on the suspect’s medical file (which might have proved he was lactating at the time of the murder).
No, it was when the defense lawyer’s tried to shut down CSI’s case by parroting of the suspect’s mispronunciation ‘cor-cow-nit-ee-ol’; this proved the killer must have laundered his shirt at Tony’s laundromat, and had bought the cleanup materials for the crime scene next door - at Happy Home Hardware; the only two places in Florida where the proprietors use that mispronunciation.
Horatio took off his sunglasses and narrowed his eyes to stare at the smug pair as, in a low growl, he delivered the decisive blow: “Surely you mean ‘cork-a-unit-eye-ol’?”