What have you been holding back from the Teeming Millions?
I search for GBS’s posts every day or so.
I like flowers.
Ok there does that make you happy?
I shot kennedy…
blowing nose
He was my first pet dog. Poor bugger got bit by a rabid moose named Nixon. Shot him, too.
Jai Pey
Let’s see, what haven’t I told the Teeming Millions… Hmmmm… Hermaphrodite? Yep, spilled that one. Bifurcated penis? Yep, I posted that too. Go to Opal’s Page O’ Funnies for evidence of my sex organs.
Ah! I know what I haven’t told all of you folks; I’d lay good money on the fact that I’ve changed more baby diapers than anybody else on this MB. Yeah, I hear ya; “How the fuck can you make this outrageous claim UncleBeer? You’ve never had kids; quit bullshittin’ us.” Well, since you asked, ‘so nicely’, I’ll tell ya. My mom was a foster mother for nearly fifteen years way back in my days of adolescence. We had a wee’un 'tween the ages of 3 days to 6 months in the house nearly every day of those 15 years. So, let’s see, how that works out at a one diaper/day average… whoa, that’s almost 5500 diapers. That’s a lot of baby poo; I think I’ve still got shit under my fingernails.
Other than those tidbits, everything I haven’t yet shared with you nosy bastards is in my new profile.
Sylvania? What’s with Sylvania? Did you move? Or were you there all along and just said “Toledo” so you didn’t have to explain Sylvania?
Sylvania. I don’t know, man. That’s AWFUL close to Michigan. You watch your back, hear?
Yep, I’ve lived in Sylvania for about 8 years now Uke. Sylvania butts up to the western edge of Toledo. It’s just like Toledo, except there’s more Republicans, which is to say, there are Republicans.
Thanks, Ike. We love you too. Why don’t you come over for some pie someday? I make a delightful pie out of those little red berries your mom always told you not to eat. I don’t know why she always said that. No one’s ever complained about mine.
I like country music ! There, happy now ?
Good deal Cristi. I volunteer to pick the berries for you 
ANYTHING has got to be better than Indiana. Don’t they name ANY of the roads there?
Sheesh…
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ANYTHING has got to be better than Indiana. Don’t they name ANY of the roads there?
Sheesh…
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Uhhhh…not that I have anything against the PEOPLE from Indiana. Lovely state. Really.
pssst, xploder, c’mere.
:::whispers into xploder’s ear:::
Sylvania is in Ohio. The Buckeye State. You know, OSU, the arch-enemy?
I like the Backstreet Boys. There- it’s out. I’m sorry!!!
Zette
DOH!!! I actually KNEW that but just got back from driving to and from St. Louis in one day. Fun. But I’m still right about the roads in Indiana though…
Much as I loathe her and her music, I thought that Britney Spears actually looked kinda cute in those pictures in the Rolling Stone. God, the shame! Ohhhh (sob!)…
P.S. Here in New Mexico, we give all the roads names. We just don’t tell anybody what they are.
Woohoo! Ayesha is One of Us!
Let’s see, what haven’t I already confessed…
Ah, here’s one:
I have an episode of Touched by an Angel on videotape. (The one guest-starring Randy Travis.)
** aha, or, maybe I can now call you Sir Hoo-Ha ** Is ‘Scent of a Woman’ your favorite movie now?
ChiefScott, I’m only telling this because YOU asked. * I really wasn’t sorry * when I posted that I was, in the ‘Apologies’ thread over in the BBQ pit. I just did it, 'cause it seemed funny. I’m embarrassed about it now.
Sorry.