Stand back !!
Give Sue plenty of room at the keg !
If I keep padding like this I will be at 2000 in a week or so.
Cheers !
Welcome to Club 2K, Christi. Hand me a keg as well, I’m feelin’ thirsty 
(Stands off to the side, in a suit and dark glasses, looking around sternly, occasionally grabbing one side of his collar and whispering into a small microphone.)
Not that this event needs security. I just think Secret Service agents are cool.
Congrabulations!
Give me immortality, or give me death!
Awwww…you guys are making me feel so special!
But Wally, I do believe that “sweetheart of the board” title belongs to ChrisCTP. She got it a long time ago. But I sincerely appreciate the thought!
:::Cristi toasts a Peep over her still-flaming hand, and thinks just how cool it is to be two-thirds as cool as Satan:::
…turn the beat around, love to hear percussion…
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
Cristi: Rah! 
You rock Where’s the beer? Is your husband away? Or at least open-minded?
Dr. Crane! Your glockenspiel has come to life!
stumbles and slides in the door ala Kramer Did somebody say keg??? Oh hi Christi! congrats!
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I saw a snake with no legs.
- A Wally original.
::: Wanders in, looking shy :::
I have got to start posting more! Strippers, free beer - Woohoo! This is the greatest party ever! Congrats on 2000, Cristi.
::: Drunkenly screaming :::
Play some Skynyrd, man!
FREEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIRD!!!
(Oh man, my husband would hate me for that…)
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)