Come One, Come All, to Cristi's P2K Non-Event!

This is my 2000th post.

There’s no chips, no soda, no strippers, no disco ball.

What there is, though, is a warm and happy feeling. I guess what I’d like to say is I really, really like this place. I like you people. A lot. Thanks for everything.

(((((((everybody)))))))

Hah! Just kidding! Chipe & salsa on the left, big ol’ kegger on the right!

oh she’s a brick…house…


Cristi, Slayer of Peeps

I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.

(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)

Congratulations Cristi…you da wo man!

Give us 2000 more!


One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,
aha

Congrats! By my calculations, if I maintain my current pace, I shall catch you in say, 50 days.

:smiley:

Of course, my math sucks.

Whoo hoo! Way to go, Cristi! Okay, that being said, point me to the keg…


Homepage: www.idreamofjeannie.com
Occupation:Wish granting
Location: I’m still stuck in this damn bottle in Cocoa Beach, Fla.
Interests: Getting Major Nelson in trouble, getting Major Nelson out of trouble
Custom profile courtesy of UncleBeer

I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.
Custom sig line courtesy of Wally

Congrats, Cristi! Let’s cut to the chase… Where did you say the beer was again? :smiley:


Homepage: www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov
Occupation: Taxidermist and hunt guide
Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada
Interests: The Loyal Order of the Moose, Moosehead (and the beer).

Oh yeah? Well, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. Backwards. In high heels. - As per Wally

Yahoo!!! whoppee!!! Way to go!!! WooHoo!!!

I really mean that too…no horseshit!! :smiley:

:::::snicker::::::


Thanks for the smile this morning.
How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know?

Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please ~~ originally posted by GolfWidow

If ya wanna ride…don’t ride tha white horse…

Nice going, Christi!

Your posts are a joy to read, and you’re a real cutie!

Hope to see you at my 2PK party, whenever I get there…


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

WoooHoooo! Cristi, contributor of 2000 great posts, many of them in the late and sorely missed Guy Stuff. Or if not exactly in that thread, most definitely in that spirit.

Cristi, you rock. I always read the stuff you post because you’re so damned funny, not to mention on target. In fact, I bought you a bottle of 151 for the party, just in case you want to do the Cristi’s Flaming Hand thing again. (The skin grafts took okay last time, right?)

::sniffing sentimentally::

Okay, I’m heading for the keg.

Veb

Cristi! YeeeeeHaaaaaa!!!

Here’s the gold-plated colander crown…With Tinsel and Glo-in-the Dark Silly String.

And, ummm, getting low on the supplies…a box of sparklers, and 2 Whirling Chrysanthemums, and… oh, here,… 10,000 Marching Cicadas!

FFFFFFTTTHHHHHHTTTT…KAWHOOOMMMMM!

OOOOOOOOooooooohhhhhh…

If that don’t melt yer peeps, honey…


The ride is short and the thrills are cheap- Men and rollercoasters. - - -Courtesy of Wally, that Signifying Guy.

Woohoo! The Statue of Liberty Hand!

:::douses hand in 151, strikes match:::

FAAAAWOOOOOSH!

Look at that flame! Boy, that last set of grafts was particularly good! Torched right up on the first try!

…*oh I love the night life, I’ve got to boogie, on the disco raHOOOOOUND, oh yeah…

(ps–thanks for saying nice things about me, guys.)


Cristi, Slayer of Peeps

I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.

(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)

Congratulations!!

Warm-fuzzy feelings abound. No millenium bugs? Now if I was a programmer…

Um… where was the cyber-alcohol again?

::NothingMan who never sayd no to a party quietly saunters in, hat low over his eyes. Taking cool inventory of the room he makes his way to the keg, avoiding the flashing lights and stepping in tune to the music.::

*oh I, I will survive . . . *

Congrats Cristi !

:slight_smile:


“I am mortal, born to love and to suffer.” - Friedrich Holderlin

YEEEHAAAA!!!

Hey, if NothingMan doesn’t hog that keg, gimme 2 hours and I’ll strip for y’all!

Congrats and best wishes. May you have a long and illustrious (sp?) poster life.


My kids brighten up our home. They never turn the lights off. -A Wallyism

Yay! You’re two-thirds as cool as I am! :smiley:


Yer pal,
Satan

http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif

TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
One week, four days, 2 hours, 41 minutes and 55 seconds.
444 cigarettes not smoked, saving $55.56.
Life saved: 1 day, 13 hours, 0 minutes.

Coolness is proportional to the number of posts?!?!?!

Damn!!!

self-image nosedives before spectacularly exploding


The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously

Hey Hey Hey, Cristi, you made it this far! Now, as I drink this beer, regale us with tales of how you plan to fill the Silverdome.( joke from this thread.) And BTW, tell the Dragonlady yes, please.


Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.


Relax, I’m not as Dave as I look!- A Wallified sig!

Congrats Cristi! I can’t recall any of those 2000 posts that didn’t make me smile. Thanks.


Take care.

Y’know, there’s just something about these feckin’ non-events that causes a fella to start stockin’ in emergency supplies. . .

I mean, sure I trust you and all . . . (He says, looking at his watch and waiting for Sue Duhnym to make good on her promise . . . )

Sigh. Well Cristi, whatever happens, we’ll always have Paris.
Dr. Watson
“Excuse me, but I believe that’s my alibi.”

The sweetheart of the board celebrates 2k!

Congrats, babe. I always read your stuff.

You don’t go to the pit much, but when you do, whoo-hoo! Sparks fly.

Who loves ya?