Tuesday’s paper has an ad from the Mississippi Press Association announcing the Education Foundation’s Annual Celebrity Roast ~ A Salute to Senator Trent Lott.:dubious:
Really, what are these people thinking? This is utterly bad timing. I’m sure they had it planned before the famous Foot In Mouth episode, but couldn’t they have found a substitute celebrity?
BTW tickets are only $75 each, or $500 for a table of 8. Ya’ll come on down, ya’ hear? 
Mmmmm, roast pig.
Oh, man. Wouldn’t it be great if they cut loose on him? Get the cameras rolling, and then have a bunch of folks in white sheets come out and sing Dixie to him. Give Chris Rock a three-minute time-slot. Present him with a pig-nose mask.
This sounds like a golden opportunity to me, not a mistake.
Daniel
Is Fuzzy Zoeller the MC?
Heh. I think I’ll run up and … *touch his hair *… shudder…
Do ya think it’s real?:eek:
astorian I’m confused about the Fuz. He’s not from here, he plays out of Florida … (I only know this 'cause I looked it up, I know zero about sports) … ?
I think we should get a table for 8 and have a Dopefest there.