Step 1: provide a synopsis for the movie title provided by the poster before you.
Step 2: add one word (ok, two if you have a really good one) to the title of an existing horror flick for the next poster to describe.
I’ll start with the title suggested to me by God just yesterday:
Children of the Corn Dog
A god-like entity known simply as “he who walks behind the rows” has seized control of the little-league baseball players of a small Nebraska town. Freely distributing high-calorie breaded franks, he mercilessly spoils their dinners.
Don’t answer the phone. Don’t comb your hair. And. Whatever you do…Don’t answer the phone when you combed your hair with someone else’s comb.
“Judith, I it’s your mother. You could get ringworm Judith. I am your mother I know these things.”
A freely traded comb results in death by brain eating parasites for all who use it. If you don’t pass the comb to a highschool classmate you will die within three days.
One of the many forgotten westerns of the 1930s in which John Wayne had a bit part pre-Stagecoach. A fanatic cavalry colonel leads his men through the relentless desert. Wayne’s only line is “the horses won’t last another day without water , sir!”
Steve McQueen and…Steve McQueen! You won’t believe the wacky hijinks as two rugged manly twins, separated at birth, rediscover love and laughs while reuniting their divorced parents in the midst of a ticking-time-bomb-high-rise tinderbox. Special guest appearance by Haley Mills!