Commercials I'm enjoying right now

The Guinness advert starting with three men drinking Guinness at a bar, then cycling backwards through man’s evolution all the way back to a fish like creature taking a sip of water from a pond.

I saw that for the first time at a cinema last night, yeah, it’s pretty good. There’s also a funny advert out by Phillips for a shaver. It starts off with a spoof advert for a new razor with 15 blades, looking like a cheese grater. It took me a moment to work out whether it was actually a spoof or not, what with the blade wars between Gilette et al.

The BMW SUV ad with the smokin’ hot chick drivin’. Man, I could wreck the back seat of that thing with her! I think she is the same chick in the Dockers ad, where she and some schmuck dude try to jump each others bones and end up hooking up in the street.

I’m pure class, baby!

I still get a big yuk out of the caveman ads.

Yeah, I love the one where he asked a grocery stockboy to autograph a melon for his little brother, Eli. :stuck_out_tongue:

I like the visual poetry in the Vytorin ad matching foods with relatives. When the voice says you got some of your cholesterol from your Uncle Frank, though, I guess the family secret is out. You’re not you’re dad’s son, son.

Don’t advertisers do series of adverts these days? I remember the Nescafe soap opera; I remember the Smash ads; I remember the hilarious ‘Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet’ ads; I remember the Qualcast vs Flymo ad war (headline: ‘Lawnmower manufacturers sharpen blades’).

This is also MY favorite commercial. I can’t tell if the kid is acting or just being 12 years old. I think her voice is a riot!!! I LOVE HER!!!

The Straight Dope wrecked my ability to enjoy those ads. Reading the Pit thread about how Capitol One can be hazardous to your credit score pops up in my head every time one of those commercials comes on.

Me too. If one comes on when we have visitors, I make sure to tell them about it. I don’t recall the details – something about how Capital One reports credit limits to the agencies?

I like the cell phone commercial with the guy sticking pins in dolls. “Now I’m making one for loneliness.” How could anyone so damn cute be lonely?

My favorite is a scene with a drill sergeant and a line of recruits he’s inspecting. One of the recruits has a stain on his t-shirt and the drill sergeant just gesticulates madly and pontificates at length. His funniest line is “Are you tryin’ to disrespect your country, your mama, and me?” (Or something similar). During his rant, another recruit surreptitiously hands a laundry bleach pen to the stained recruit who hurriedly gets rid of the stain. When the drill sergeant finishes his rant, he turns to the recruit who asks, “What stain, sir?” The stain is gone, and the drill sergeant finishes off with, “Ah, who’d they send me, Houdini?” You had to be there, it was quite a performance.

Hm, I like the cavemen ad. I like the barbarian Capital 1 ad. I like the cell ad where they are torturing the guy by using up all his minutes.

I really liked the old Xerox ad with the monks and the copier…and the one of the russian beauty pagent with every babushka wearing the same outfit. The one shot superbowl amiga commercial rocked.

We laugh out loud over this one! Hilarious!!

My current favorite, not seen all that often, is The FED-EX one with the Employment Interviewer and the pirate who can only say “ARRGGHH!”. You gotta’ see the employment guy’s “takes” to really appreciate the humor.

Speaking of takes… in an otherwise somewhat forgettable Domino’s commercial, there’s the kid with the headset taking phone orders. He’s explaining to the customer the “5-5-5” deal for 3 medium pizzas, 3 different toppings, so everyone can have what they really want. The look on his face when the customer must be saying “I Love You” and he’s forced to respond “I love you, too, sir…” is priceless.

I love the Peyton Manning ones, as well.

Add to that the John Elway one that’s been running recently - “John Elway is a lonely guy…” However, the reason I find that one funny might have more than a few personal reasons: My husband’s mother, who died when he was only 12 - used to hate John Elway - everything about him! She didn’t trust him because of his big teeth. This tickles me to no end. So whenever I see this advert, I tell Matt that somehow, somewhere, his mother was cheering that John Elway is a “lonely guy”. Another reason is because I actually frequently wear a John Elway jersey that belongs to my husband. He never wears it, it was a gift from his father many years ago. It doesn’t make sense - neither of them like John Elway. And they both know it. We’re Seattle fans! John Elway has made life hell for our boys in the past! There should be no John Elway love here.
But I wear the jersey around the house to do housework and stuff. And when my husband comes home, I like to say, “Hi, I’m John Elway. I had enough chalky tabs to line a field with.”
Ultimately, I don’t hate the guy. But it tickles me to no end to see him acting all sad in those adverts. I like to pretend I hate him. But he makes me laugh.
Don’t tell my MIL.

Anyway.

The Geico ads with the cavemen - specifically the one where the guy takes them out to dinner at fancy restaurant and apologises for not realising they were “still around”. It slays me every time that one says, “And I don’t have much of an appetite, thanks.” Then hands back the menu and turns his attention back to the guy, giving him the “attitude” stare. Perfect. :smiley: (<— hey, check out those teeth! It’s John Elway!)

“We don’t have to give up our chimney sweep jobs, do we?”

“Of course not, don’t be silly”

“HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA”

I have to say that I don’t laugh at those any more, but I do enjoy them. That was just a really solid ad campaign. :slight_smile:

The new ones they have with the Gecko talking to the other lizards is great. They all scatter at exactly the right moment.

I like that one too.

Bread. The melon was made out to Peyton. “That’s p-e-y…”

And I also stomp along to the D-CAF :: bang bang :: part.

I heard somewhere that when that commercial came out, it caused the Russians to protest the Goodwill games or something if it kept playing. Could be an urban legend though.

Here it is: