I see that now the toilet paper ads with those stupid cartoon bears has taken things one step lower. I guess they don’t think we really understand about being “cleaner back there”, so the ad now has someone smearing what I can only guess is supposed to be shit (although it’s blue, so who the hell knows) on legs on split screen and then wiping with with Charmin and with Product B. And to make sure you really get it, they then wipe the smeared product from Product B a second time and it’s still there!
Blue is the default color for bodily excretions in U.S. advertising – it gets used for toilet paper, diapers, and feminine hygiene ads, probably because, since nothing our bodies actually excrete is supposed to be blue, it looks less gross and offensive than the “real” colors.
The bears need to learn about baby wipes.
You’ll be getting a visit from the Charmin police.
There’s a denture ad. Affordable Dentures, I think.
An older woman gets her lovely new teeth. Smiles alot and eats. Then at the end, what is presumably her granddaughter leans over her shoulder and smiles. I swear the kid has those ‘Billy Bob’ teeth on.
I guess bad teeth run in the family. 
What they gonna do, squeeze me?
I can’t remember what product it was, but now there’s an animated commercial with a woman sitting and grunting on the shitter, and the next shot is an X-ray showing her intestines with all the little hard turds lodged therein.
I couldn’t change the channel fast enough.
There’s also the car where the driver’s seat is a toilet, assuming you have any questions about incontinence.
“Cheese it, it’s the Whipples!”
Oh crap, now you have done it. Prepare for a revised someone has been using my wipes version of the Goldilocks story.
Or maybe they should forget about living in houses and go bak to the woods, which, IIRC, IS WHERE BEARS ARE SUPPOSED TO SHIT!!!
That whole ad campaign makes me shabby, and always has. Come back, Mr. Whipple, all is forgiven!
(Hey, if Gordon Jump can be a Maytag repairman after Jesse White died, Dick Wilson is replaceable, too.)
Who replaced Gordon Jump? IIRC, he’s left this mortal coil also.
Actually, he got replaced by Cinderella, needing to finish the laundry so she could go to the Ball.
j/k, he’s been replaced a couple of times by other repairmen.
The current one is Colin Ferguson, former star of SciFy’s “Eureka”.
Yeah, don’t flush those, not even the ‘flushable’ ones.
Hey a clean t-shirt and drag a comb through that mop, it’ll spruce you right up.
GOD DAMMIT!
*stabby
And now there’s a Jardiance (empagliflozin) commercial that looks like a music video. Earlier today, I contacted Boehringer-Ingelheim, which makes it, and told them what I thought of it.
(FWIW)
The medication is used for type 2 diabetes.
I’m pretty sure I know which commercial you’re talking about. It would have been Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. around the time that they trialed discontinuing their kids’ menu, in favor of a more “adult” theme in their restaurants.
As a woman, I personally thought it was amusing, although a fast food restaurant deciding that children shouldn’t be their target audience made little sense to me.
The next couple of posts below the one you quoted have cites to YouTubes of the ads. You’re right it was Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr.