Commercials may have finally hit rock bottom

After the insurrection, I saw something about how amniotic fluid was just about the only bodily discharge the maintenance crew didn’t have to clean up.

Okay, the only discharge that’s meant to go outside the body, I guess.

During the 2014 Ebola outbreak, someone on another board asked about where ELSE the virus might hide, and suggested, “Earwax? Nose boogers?” and I replied that the Western victims were indeed subjected to nasal and ear swabs, and the women would probably have had their vaginal discharges tested as well. (I heard last night that there’s a new outbreak in Uganda, which has seen the disease before, and this strain doesn’t appear to be covered by the approved vaccine.)

That’s basically what Oscillococcinum is.

They should talk to Bill Gates microchip people. If they fit in burgers and vaccines, a tapeworm should be simple.

Great - every time I look at this bloody thread title now I get that bloody UFO earworm.

Walking around hand-in-hand with your bladder (or other recalcitrant organ) means having a special friend.

Yeah. Eczema might not be that bad after all.

And the Anti-Depressant that has the side effect of your Junk rotting off. You think your depressed NOW?

Are you referring to Fournier’s gangrene, aka “a life-threatening infection in the skin of the perineum”?

I do not recommend Google-imaging it; if you do, be grateful we don’t have Smell-O-Vision.

Or even worse - Odormama.

Because if they say what it’s specifically for, they have to include that long list of possible side effects.

From my personal point of view, the thread title does seem a little inaccurate. I mean, maybe I need to get in better shape.

There’s a reason The Good Place featured that as the demon’s official song.

I was just up in Minnesota for my 45th class reunion, and heard 2 KarsForKids commercials on the radio. Only one of them used the jingle, and only for a little while.

Well, that didn’t take long…Lume is now showing a commercial depicting a doctor sniffing the armpits, feet, and backside of a patient.

No, I’m not linking to it. I wouldn’t do that to y’all.

I’m sure there was a team of crack scientists working on the product. Not sure what this does that daily showing with soap wouldn’t do.

Go to your room.

ISTR that a few years ago some waxing/tanning salons were expanding their services to include anal waxing & bleaching. Struck me as a supply looking for a demand.

I finally saw the one someone mentioned earlier about being constipated is like pushing a pineapple out your ass. Didn’t want to, but there ya go.

Bleaching, yeah, that sounds pointless, perhaps even unhealthy, but the waxing, less stuff for … the Enterprise is on a mission to Uranus to wipe out Klingons.

I’m easy going on that sort of commercial as a rule. I find some of the Lume ones kinda’ funny. However, Venus has one that shows a woman shaving her crotch (with undies on thank dog) I think bristly pits show up too. I just don’t wanna’ see that.

She’s shaving her underwear? That’s just weird. I must say my modest proposal upthread would have greatly improved your commercial.

I laughed because I knew you guys were going to hate it. :slight_smile: