Bolding mine. I haven’t seen that one in particular, but I have seen those ads before, and while Arkansas is west of the Mississippi…
That’s the premise behind the insane Peperamiads. Apparently they’re so tasty they’ll even eat themselves. And even that’s tame compared to this.
They also have a stupendous catchphrase which is literally true.
I used to do my own narration to that one
“And if Medicare rejects your claim, we’ll send someone to your house to bust your kneecaps” We’ll DO ANYTHING to put you in power chair TODAY".
The Stride Spark commercial with the girl fighting off a charging ram is kind of out there.
That Quilted Northern commercial with all those young women blathering in circles about needing a toilet paper that gets them “clean” while keeping them “clean”…with some tag line about a “confident clean”.
Nothing kills my self-confidence like worrying about butthole cleanliness…why whiten my teeth for my night out if I have to worry that the crowds my might think I didn’t wipe my ass good enough?