I’ve never done any illeagl drug.
I’ve never played golf.
I’ve never played a board game.
I’ve never played a card game.
I’ve never been to the Grand Canyon.
I’ve never been to chruch.
I’ve never smoked.
I’ve never bought anything from Avon or Mary Kay.
I’ve never sniffed a stinkbug
I’ve never kissed a chipmonk
I’ve never painted daisys on a big red rubber ball
(I did go to boston in the fall once… and get bruises on my arm for singing that song over and over and being hit by girlfriend)
Ooh! I got it! I had to think for a moment, but I got it! 
I have Never…
had a threesome
played golf, waterskied, played a full game of basketball
travelled to europe (sigh)
tried liver
dropped acid or shrooms
watched reality tv
bought a piece of furniture besides a bookcase
told the truth to a collection agency
been arrested
had a desire to have kids
been to the USA
failed an exam/test (plenty of D’s tho)
seen the Godafther, Lethal Weapon, Titanic, LOTR, the Star Wars prequels and have no desire to ( ok maybe the Godfather)
danced sober
picked someone up at a bar and had sex
had a martini
smoked a full cigar
thought about buying a house
owlofcreamcheese,
You’re s’posed to sing about piratey stuff. You just don’t get it.
I don’t look good in leggings either.
I’ve never lived more than 70 miles from the city I was born in.
I’ve never seen the Pacific Ocean.
I’ve never seen snow-capped mountains.
I never learned how to ride a bike.
And misstee, I hope you just have a nut allergy or something, because otherwise, you’re REALLY missing out.
I’ve never been to Europe (unless England counts).
I’ve never eaten raw oysters, tongue, dogmeat sukyaki, frog legs,abalone,tripe,pork rinds, kidney pie, hagus, squid…lotsa stuff. And I managed to get…and stay…fat anyway!
I’ve never ridden a toboggan. Never skid (Skeed? Skid looks like driving a car sideways on a wet street, and I have done that, though not intentionally).
I’ve never been to a hockey game.
My life’s been so boring, I think I’ll end it all. 
I’ve never had a cavity.
I’ve never fallen asleep in a public place.
I’ve never hunted.
I’ve never been to California.
I’ve never worn capri pants.
Mom doesn’t let me do anything.
It’s spelled “skiied”.
I’ve never eaten sushi.
My roommate has never seen a message board on the Internet! I relate these threads to her and she has no idea what I’m talking about! weird. If she was here, that’s what she’d post.
I never got my drivers license.
Never done a cartwheel.
Never downloaded music from the 'net.
Never skiied, or snowboarded.
Never hunted big game in Africa.
And I didn’t see Star Wars - any of them - until I was 15, which wasn’t until the '90s.
I have never ran stark naked from a steaming hot sauna through a -25C freeze and jumped to a hole in a frozen lake.
(Hey, it’s Finland we’re talking about here…)
I’ve never had a snowball fight.
I’ve never built a snowman.
I’ve never been skiing.
I’ve never snowboarded successfully.
I live closer to Ontario than I do any US state, but I’ve never been to Canada.
I’ve never been to a religious event with my parents.
I’ve never eated asparagus or broccoli.
I’ve never had sex with Oprah Winfrey.
I’ve never eaten a toe nail…wait…does chewing count? I didn’t swallow.
I have never turned the TV on to watch a football game. (Although, I have walked into the room where someone else is watching one - usually when visiting relatives - but I just walk out again.)
I have never used the bus (like Greyhound) to travel to another city.
I’ve never travelled somewhere on a train - Disneyland is as close as I’ve come.
I’ve never gone to see a live play.
I have never used any type of mind altering drug. Alcohol doesn’t count, and neither does that time I took a Viagra just to see what it would do. (that’s not mind altering, that’s…well, you get the point)
I have never failed a test.
I have never cooked a whole turkey.
I have never cooked a holiday dinner (Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas).
I have never placed a classfied ad.
I have never defrosted a freezer.
I’ve never been to the ocean. I’ve never seen an expanse of water so great that I could not see the other side.
I am going to remedy this in about a month. 
I’ve never left Ontario
I have never had a beer (I drink alcohol, I just haven’t ever had beer)
I’ve never been skinny dipping