You’ll never believe what happened to me on the way in to work this morning. I was riding my Harley when I saw this ten-car pileup. What’s weird is that every single car was driven by a middle-aged man wearing a nun’s habit and clown makeup. They all got out of their cars and started attacking each other – with squirt guns! I tried to avoid the scene by taking a detour, but it was blocked off because a herd of moose was blocking the way. (Mooses? Meese?) Fortunately, a cop arrived and started directing traffic. It was a little odd, as he was wearing a pink tutu and a pith helmet. When I passed by him, I asked “What is this, some sort of joke?”
If you didn’t include the moose, it would have been a plausible event involving the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.
You’ve just changed my whole day.
Time will tell if it’s for the better.