I also loathe the trend that started–with Geico, IIRC–of showing two short commercials (for the same product, natch) in the same amount of time that a normal-length commercial would play. I hated your bleeping commerical the first time; what makes you think I’ll like it any better if you give me two commercials for the price of one?
I will never buy Herbal Essences, because their tv spots are so irritating. I’ve never gotten an orgasm merely by shampooing my hair with any specific brand of shampoo (although if such a shampoo truly did exist, well then maybe I’d change my mind).
I hate all the refinance your home ads and the “you can get $500 in your account today” so you can buy your kids new shoes for school or pay the plumber or get your car fixed. Somehow they never mention the outrageous prices you have to pay for that alleged convenience.
I hate the stupid-ass AXE commercials. Trust me if you’re icky, putting on stinky perfume is NOT going to make women fall all over themselves while stripping you down in a public elevator.
Also, this is Texas only, but that big dumb pain in the ass Reliant energy guy. Every time I see his goofy mug I just wanna smack him.
On the plus side, I admit to loving the serta sheep. They crack me up.
She’s kinda cute, but I think doggy style would be right out the window…
When I lived at home, it was nice because I had Dish Network, and in addition to all the benefits of a satellite, all of the local cable commercials were filled by them (mostly with Pay-Per-View ads, mind you). Now that I’m down here for grad school, I have Adelphia and finally get to see all those “wonderful” local cable commercials that I’ve been missing…I think I’ve seen better production value from running around with a camcorder.
There’s one commercial for a laxative, featuring an older black couple…there have been many commercials but the premise is the same, the wife is in line at a store or something bragging about how this stuff treated her husband Raymond’s constipation - to which ‘Raymond’ gets embarassed and flips out…
Nothing too offensive here, except for the fact that this campaign has been going on for at least 15 years. Raymond hasn’t had an unassisted bowel movement since Ronald Reagan was president. Ray, either lay off the smack, or have an occassional bean burrito.
I may be the only person in the world who doesn’t mind the Enzyte commercials. Whish is odd, as I usually hate all commercials just on general principals.
It’s got something to do with those weird plastic robot women smiling at the thought of hard dicks. I wish to know both Bob and Ted’s wives in all senses of the word.
How about that little creep with the McDonald’s “Chicken Select” strips, “step away from the deliciousness”. How about a beatdown with your fancy-schmancy box of McNuggets, you little prick?
I will laugh myself to death if only someone will do something that wipes that disgusting smirk off the mug of Smilin’ Enzyte Bob.
The day i buy a Craftsmatic adjustable bed will be the day I check myself into a nursing home.
I’m probably dating myself but oh my Og I hated those Whisk commercials: RING AROUND THE COLLAR! RING AROUND THE COLLAR! I’ve boycotted Whisk all my life because of those stupid commericals.
While I wouldn’t consider buying a Saturn, I sure as hell won’t buy one now based on their “what’s the catch” ads.
Hey, ass head, here’s the catch, you’re a fucking idiot.
Oh, and Oral B? Fuck you and your Brush-ups. This has got to be the most annoying commercial of the year. I wipe my teeth with your product and I’m transformed into a bad Broadway chorus line member? I don’t think so.
