*Competition* Name my Venus Fly-Trap

I was given a Venus Fly-Trap as a present.

Currently it is named Dave, which, let’s face it, is not a good name at the best of times. I hereby announce a competition to re-name Dave.

A warm glow of smug self-satisfaction to the winner.

Gordon.

Gotcha Ya

Stu.

Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Chomp

Audry.

Insector the Flyslayer.
Muscabane.
Audrey III.
Snappy.

Though I do wish I’d seen this in time to suggest “Gotcha Ya” myself.

Smiley

DIC :Dang It’s Crunchy

and i mean ‘deek’, not as in ‘dick’ ok?

that is *Dang

Thanks, and keep 'em coming folks.

I should have said in my OP:[ul][]Employees (and their relatives) of The Great Unwashed Inc. not eligible to apply[]Prize shown not actual size[]Judges decision final, no correspondence shall be entered into[]No purchase necessary[/ul]Thank you for playing.

Huggy Bear

Pamela Anderson Lee.

Sid Vicious.

Chomper

Porsche

Oscar
Smedley
Landon
Chomps McTrapsalot
The Verminator

Just in case Audrey shows up, call this one Seymour.

Golden Snapper