33: Digicarnix: An injury sustained while attempting to use a DVD for mastubatory purposes.
34:Digicarnixorhhea: A form of disease contracted after sustaining Digicarnix from an improperly disinfected DVD.
Great balls of bunghole: To light a roman candle and stick it in your ass.
Vaginal rocket: The act of shooting a bottle rocket from the vagina.
[DISCLAIMER: Kids, don’t try this at home]
32: Zimmergrunge - to felate a zimmerframe with the result of ejaculation
37: KY-Gerrymandering: The rearranging of political boundaries so the hookers in your area of town don’t violate the county line against prostitution.
Gefilte Felching: The act of sucking semen (or milt) out of a pickled fish.
- Touchdown - Slipping from ass kissing to brown nosing due to inadequate depth perception.
Dear sweet Jesus, there is such a place…oh lord, all my illusions about Michigan are shattered forever…ummm…assuming I had any to begin with.
40: Portabellingus - Eating the mushroooms out of a poorly-groomed private area.
41: Spiro-coli-gyrating - Conracting a venereal disease while screwing to jazz music.
42: Cataractivity - Like oculingus (self-explanatory), but on a really old person.
44: Curding - drinking (eating?) breast milk after it has been sitting on the night table for a week.
GOD help ua all…
I believe I get the award for using the first made-up Fexual act in a serious Pit thread. The phrase in question was “malibu Barbie Flanger.” Use your imagination, kids.
The thread in question was my “there’s trouble in this here city!” one. Too lazy gloating in my award-ness to use vB.
Also known as starrspanking the slick willy. Kudos to xenophon41 for warping my budding young personality.
Ohhhh!!! Ahhhhh!! You should post more!! I have the feeling you could be a legend here! LOL
Carnival: Partner sits on your face and you try to guess her or his weight.
It’s OK, it’s in the UP.
Hell, it’s almost in Wisconsin. And you know how they are.
Whatever happened to “mating”? That’s an odd sexual act if I ever heard of one.
(assuming “carnival” is #45…)
#46: FOALATIO - giving oral favors to a young horse.
#47: GRISTLING - forcing tough, fatty pieces of meat into the rectum, to then be re-chewed.
#48: SODAMY (sic - or should I say, sick) - a coca-cola douche (if you know what I mean)
#49: PLASTERBATION - mixing semen & flour to make cute little sculptures.
(Soon we’ll have one for every week of the year!)
Inflatulation : The act of blowing air into the rectum to produce farts
necrosquorfing - the act of gargling the spunk of a dead squirrel.
spunkocularitis - a condition caused by getting semen in the eyes.
pedagagging - the act of deep throating someone’s foot.
rodeo sex - a style of sex in which the man says, “you’re almost as good as your sister” and then tries to hang on for 8 seconds.
i know that not all of the above are Fexual =acts= per se, but they pertain to various Fexual matters, so there you have it.
magpie
Here’s some more, frankly I’m surprised i haven’t seen them up here yet, though I have already learned a lot of new terminology.
Dirty Sanchez
Trombone-giving a reacharound while performing analingus
Hot Karl
Cleveland Steamer
SnowPlow (or Wheelbarrow)
The Custodian
You know, you’ll have to imagine what some of those are because they are too disgusting to describe in polite company
#61: Exacerbation–making a fexual act sound (or look?)worse than usual.