Okay, so for those of you who don’t frequent the Brunching Shuttlecocks (www.brunching.com):
Today, as part of their feature, they had the following link.
http://www.spinnwebe.com/iadl/archive/index.cgi?cartoon=441
Just had to share it.
JMCJ
Curmudgeon Of The Day Winner, 1/19/00
As Selected by RTFirefly
Hey, all the good ones have been taken.
Well, here’s one anyway:
"Christ! Is that the time? Short strokes! Wild Kingdom is on in 5 minutes.
Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
<img src= “http://www.spinnwebe.com/iadl/archive/441.jpeg”>
Thanks for running out and getting the Vitamin E, Johnny!
Judges 14:9 - So [Samson] scraped the honey into his hands and went on, eating as he went. When he came to his father and mother, he gave some to them and they ate it; but he did not tell them that he had scraped the honey out of the body of the lion.
I read the responses, and came across one that seemed vaguely Doperesque…
Couldn’t be…
“Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” --WallyM7
Well, Aussie tupid and Ken’s were the most hoppin’ responses.
Johnny’s budding career as a porn director begins to take shape as he positions Hopalong’s profile for the money shot.
Typical male, getting his ashes hauled and snack foods delivered at the same time. (Bet the next shot showed him smoking a cigarette, snorking down Cheetos and reaching for the remote.)
Veb
BOING BOING, Rys.
Veb, your posts always make me smile, but this time you cracked me up.
I wish I could put a dozen smileys here, but I’ve taken a solemn oath not to use 'em.
When the pin is pulled, Mr.Grenade is no longer our friend.
Can’t you see I’m busy?!?
Yer pal,
Satan
how about:
If you think you’ll get us to pose in front of a webcam for peanuts, you’re nuts, kid!
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
In a strange way, AWB’s signature line kind of fits the photo in a demented way.
The Big Bang is still happening.
I know you wanted to spice things up, but please stick within our species honey.
my caption will have to be “I wanna know, can you show me / I wanna know about these strangers like me. / Tell me more, please show me / something’s familiar about these strangers like me.”
you see, I’m looking at this, and I’m reminded of the scene from the Strangers Like Me song in Tarzan where Tarzan is so fascinated with Jane that Clayton has to take Tarzan’s face in his hand and point his gaze at what they’re supposed to be doing.
and, on a related note, when I got back to Binghamton the Disney store employees who hadn’t seen me in over half a year immediately recognized me and even remembered my name. Go figure 
Mayor of Snerdville, the home of Mortimer Snerd
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
“Thanks, but I’m wearing one. Check those koalas over there, though.”
Hmm, someone named crispy posted three times and mentioned Satan and a snackwhore…
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
