I guess that this is sort of a game. Complete the sentence:
I’m going to beat you like…
So far I know 2.
I’m going to beat you like a redheaded stepchild at a family picnic
I’m going to beat you like a rented mule.
…you owe me money.
…the filthy lying rug that you are.
…my daddy beat me!
That’s all for now folks, I’ll be here all week!
Along the same lines:
I’ll hit you so hard your momma feel it.
I’ll hit you six times before god hears about it.
I’ll kick your ass so hard, you’ll taste shoe leather.
Very un-PC, but: I’ll beat you like I own you.
I’ll hit you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style.
I’ll knock you into next week.
I’ll rip off your head and spit down your neck.
I’ll rip off your arm and beat you with the wet end.
I’m gonna smack you so hard you’re gonna hum like a ten penny finishing nail hit with a greasy ball-peen hammer.
–Dave Gardner
I see…this thread’s future…
[Coldfire]Ugh. This can’t possibly get pi. Closed.[/Coldfire]
Adam
pi = pretty. I love hitting the “Submit” button before I read. :rolleyes:
If that 'cuz someone knocked you into next weekk? 