Me,flirt with anyone else?Nope,you are mine,all mine.Now lets snuggle under this blanket like two little animals hibernating for the winter…
moves closer
Ooooh, he’s nice and warm (I’m almost always freezing.)
Well,we’d better warm you up hadn’t we sweetheart?Cuddle up close next to me…Your lips are a bit cold.Do they need warming up too?
Mmmm, I would certainly appreciate that, Iceland.
Come here then fluffet…softly,slowly,passionately kisses her on the lips.Oh wow…I feel electric jolts xx
Perhaps we should move this out of this thread before it progresses to a point the mods might get a little antsy about…
The mods…Pfftt.half of them are leering at the opposite sex,the other half are trying to get each other’s clothes off
Now where were we…
I think we need our own little thread sweetheart 
Well, that doesn’t really seem fair to everyone else. A little exclusionary, now isn’t it? Plus, it would be a little too pleasing for those Board voyeurs we have out there…
We could always charge them
Ladies and gentlemen,telescopes are on the right 
<Keanu>…Whoaa…</Keanu>
Ah another beautiful young lady to snuggle up with Welcome Miss Floyd…
Ah, now I get to rest and watch the festivities.
Who said anything about letting you rest?
I did.
Unless you think you have some better ideas?
Oh, I think I do.
[whisper] “So then you… and I… but not for a while… and then… your legs… so, you up for it?” [/whisper]
Oh, I’m sorry, did my lips brush against your ear? So sorry…
suddenly knows you’re ticklish
grar! pounces upon you and ticklish you senseless
bwahaha!
bamf
Someone mentioned your legs Harimad…here they are.You left them at the door!
Yes.
I suggest, if you know what’s good for you, you do it again.
I’m not ticklish, either. Nope, not at all. Me? No way…
screams! manages to wriggle loose, runs out the door of the coatroom
sees a whole stack of X-Men comics in a funny-looking trap
“Ooo! Are those X-Men comics? Can anyone have them?”
runs over, grabs them all - as a cage rattles down around her
“Wait a minute - what the hell?” rattles cage “Oh well, guess I’ll just sit here and read these until *someone * comes along to let me out.”
eyes ShirtNinja13 suspiciously through the bars of the cage. :dubious: