:: Sneaks in ::
:: looks around ::
:: thinks of torching the place ::
:: thinks better of it ::
:: Buys a drink ::
Uh, yeah, Axe, I’m in a cage. Duh. I can’t get out.
rattles the bars
[An extremely tipppppsy celettstina staggers in]
Hey ya’lll, I got some prety bad picukup lines. I canit’’’’’ rember wwwwwhat page theey was on whhen ya’ll wmentioned the. I guaaaarnadamteeya I have been the recipient of these.
Lesssee.
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Is that really your real hair?
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If you don’ttt think your roommate will let me sleep with her tonight, what about you?
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I;ve been drinkin’ sincce nooon today. Want a ride home? [by that time it was almost 2 a.m.]
[celestaina staggers up to the bar to order another drink]
Hey, celestina, grab me a drink, would you? I can’t get out!
I have to get this lovely lady out of the cage. I may need some help.
Join me!
Or at least hold my hand through the cage bars.
Oh! That’s what that noise was!
:: Pulls out axe, and procedes to hack the cage to pieces ::
Ah, nothing like waton destruction to lighten up one’s day!
screams, watching cage fall to pieces around her
Oh. Ok! Haha, fooled you, Gamera!
looks around for her girl Harimad-sol.
You know, that fellow with the axe is pretty handy to have around.
What say we go back into the cloak room? We have things to…discuss.
He is useful.
*grabs harimad-*sol’s ** hand Let’s go! Lead the way, dear.
Hey, Anaamila, how 'bout a little reward, ifyaknowwhatimean…?
Can I buy you a…drink? wink wink
Sounds fun…
Well, if harimad-sol doesn’t mind, we could buy a few drinks and take them into the cloak room. We’re testing to see exactly where Harimad-sol is ticklish and where not.
OK. This time we’re locking the door, though.
:: crosses fingers ::
/me winks and raises a seductive eyebrow at his bad self
so uhh, how about you and me getting together over a box of merlot? say, 10 o’clock at my place?
envisions hot soliloquy action
We’ll just see about that…
he said, preparing to pounce
bamfs into the cage-space
Soooo…come here often? 
realizes cage has been dismantled
aww, man. Ah, well. This calls for a drink.
heads towards the bar with a comic under his arm
passes person talking to himself near the mirror
waves
orders another Minderaser
bamf
Ooo, I forgot you could do that. It might have been fun.
This is what I get for not studiously monitoring the cage - she’s already managed to get free. Oh well, at least I got the genetic scans. Time to start a-clonin’!
Anybody want an extra Anaamika? 