Conan remake. God it looks bad.

[teela_brown]

::checking out Jason’s Conan pics on IMDB::

Yowza. He definitely doesn’t look scrawny to me.

Born “Joseph Jason Namakaeha Momoa”, and is of Hawaiian ancestry. He’s 6’4" and has done runway modeling.

Homina homina.

[carnivorousplant]

@Acid_Lamp

An average wanted poster would probably in modern translation read:

Wanted: “Conan of Cimmeria” : Height 6’6*, 250 lbs. Black hair, Blue eyes, Lighter skinned foreigner. Report sightings to nearest imperial guard post.

Distinguishing marks and scars: See attached scrolls.
Last reported sighting: near Satrap’s Harem.

[Alessan]

For those of you who aren’t watching Game of Thrones,here’sMomoa in a recent fight scene. Warning: gruesome (and also features minor spoilers).

[Love_Rhombus]

@Alessan

For those of you who aren’t watching Game of Thrones,here’sMomoa in a recent fight scene. Warning: gruesome (and also features minor spoilers).

Wow he really bulked up! But I’m not sure that was a winning display of fighting ability.

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@Acid_Lamp

I’m a huge Conan fan and I think this looks great. I WAS worrier earlier before, when all I had to go on were some stills. This looks like a good interpretation of the Hyborean world, and I’ve no issue with the selection of Momoa now.

However.

HE NEEDS CONTACTS. If he’s wearing some I can’t see them anywhere. Conan has piercing blue eyes, black hair, and is a bronzey color from all his traveling in the south. He is simply described as rather grim and neither ugly nor handsome. The Eyes though, are important! Why do you need to mess with such a simple description hollywood?

Meh. At any rate this looks like a good movie, and if they don’t take excessive liberties with the character then it should be damn good fun. Also Conan is neither a hero, nor a villain traditionally. He is probably best described as a chaotic neutral. He has been shown in all stories, original, and expanded to act heroically when it suits him, while also stealing, wenching, and generally causing a violent, disturbing fuss. The biggest thing that this trailer has gotten wrong so far is not showing any sense of humor. Conan is also a character of “gigantic mirth”, it’s part of what makes him so likeable.

It always makes me laugh when folks concentrate on things like eye color, or hair color when it comes to casting. Unless someone is portraying a famous and/or historical figure, that’s needless nitpicking. The average person has no idea what Conan looks like, if you discount Arnold’s portrayal. The important thing is that the actor can convincingly portray a near-invincible warrior with, as you say, “gigantic mirth”. Admittedly, the latter has me worried about Momoa’s performance. Time shall tell. You want to worry about poor casting choice? There’s rumors out there that Tom Cruise will portray 6’5" 250-lb ex-military policeman Jack Reacher. But hey, Cruise has blue eyes just like the guy he’s going to portray.

I’ll give you this much - it seems like a relatively easy thing to give him blue contacts.

[sevenwood]

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you want to worry about poor casting choice? There’s rumors out there that tom cruise will portray 6’5" 250-lb ex-military policeman jack reacher.

nooooooo!!!

[gallows_fodder]

Well, judging by the interviews I’ve seen, Momoa himself seems to be a man of “gigantic mirth,” so I imagine if there’s an opportunity to show that side of his character, he’ll take it. Just look on Youtube for any interview with him, from Stargate Atlantis onward, and you’ll see he doesn’t take himself very seriously at all.