Not sure how obscure or geeky this is, but Kimmy Gibbler from Full House. I really didn’t like the show, but her quirky characterisation really appealed to me.
And I’m not talking about when she was 12 and I was 18, which is perhaps a little weird, but when I started to notice her from around the middle of the series’ run.
How’s this for obscure? The other day I stumbled into the IMDB entry for the Disney Channel’s Still the Beaver and flashed back to my 80s crush (age-appropriate!) on Kaleena Kiff, who played Wally Cleaver’s daughter.
In the last season of L.A. Law they introduced a new lawyer, a Greek-American named Melina Paros, played by Lisa Zane. Just for that reason I was heartbroken when the show was cancelled. HAWT!
In the first season or two of Babylon 5 there was this really hot bridge officer – or whatever you call that station command center where Sinclair/Sheridan gives orders like Kirk in his chair – at any rate, she was always there and looked incredibly yummy in her form-fitting ass-hugging uniform – I think she had red hair – she only had lines on rare occasions and I never recall hearing her addressed by name, so I don’t even know how to begin finding out what actress played her.
In the mid-90s, whe she was ~45 and I was ~23, I had a torrid affair with Thalia Assuras (in my mind), then an anchor of the late-night World News Now on CBS. Oh how I loved working nights, so I could catch glimpses of her delivering the news with the flair of someone who knows that almost no one is watching. I still fondly recall the time she and her co-anchor brought big recliners into the studio, popped popcorn, and reviewed movies based only on the trailer. They’d eat some popcorn and say things like, “Nah, I don’t think I’d like that one”. Oh, how I loved her!
Clark Brandon was covering my walls as a teenager with Leif Garrett, Andry Gibb and Robbie Benson. He used to be on the Facts of Life and the Fitzpatricks and on the cover of Tiger Beat for a couple of years. Looking at him now… meh! how tastes change!
Not me, but a friend of mine (I swear!) tells me she had a crush on Optimus Prime when she was a kid.
Hell, who can blame her? I mean, it’s Optimus FUCKING Prime!
Amanda Pays, the woman who played Theora Jones on the short-lived Max Headroom TV show. She ensured that there was far less than max headroom…in my boxers.
Tygra from Thundercats (okay, who saw that coming?)
Bluegrass from Silverhawks
Sam Beckett & Al Calavicci from Quantum Leap
Riddler from Batman the Animated Series (not the latest one, the good one from the 90s)