I am addicted to drinking — odd non-alcoholic beverages.
Current Favorite: Jones Soda M.F. Grape
It’s wonderful, but I cannot figure out what the hell “M.F.” stands for.
Carry on.
So, tell me, what alcoloid does it contain ?
Ok… I’m game.
I like McDonalds Sausage biscuit w/Egg… but I have it under control. I can stop whenever I want.
Really… I don’t have a problem.
Why are you all looking at me like that? It’s ok. I’m not addicted. Hey, give me back that sandwich. What are you doing?
Hey!
Red Bull. It’s not even red. I guess I have a problem.
Wintergreen floss.
Unusual, I know.
Costco’s Fruit and Nut Mix.
I can’t get my fill.
Carmex lip balm. Most of the flavoured lip balms don’t do it for my seriously chapped lips, and Blistex gives me zits around my mouth. Carmex - sweet, sweet Carmex - is the only thing that works. I currently have two pots since usually I can only ever find one at a time. At the moment, they’re both sitting in front of me so I’m as happy as a clam.
I just can’t get enough Halo. I stay up until the wee hours of the morning playing networked Halo with my friends as often as I can.
But please, don’t try to help! 
Dr. Pepper. Yummie. Too bad the machines at work don’t carry it. As it is, it’s hard to find it in a supermarket in this country, even. Savages.
Coldie, that’s just another reason to come to the States for good. That, and when excessive soda consumption makes you fat, you have the option to sue the soda companies!
Diet Dr. Pepper is mine along with… Fiery Ginger Beer, for those not in the know. its a non-alco spicer version of ginger ale. only problem is it makes you un-kissable for about 30 minutes afterward unless your partner has some as well.
spicer?? Spicier
ohhh the brain is working in strange ways today.
Sherbet Flying Saucers - theres a plastic container of 500 sitting on my desk right now.
Its sooooo hard not to eat them all 
Diet Dr Pepper. I snagged a bottle out of the stash my sister keeps for me on my way out of her house last night so I wouldn’t have to pay premium prices at a convenience store – or dip into the stash of cans I keep for work.
Dr. Pepper too. Why do food places keep phasing it out in favor of 3 kinds of Pepsi? I am angry!
Altoids, but not the bastard children that are wintergreen and cinnamon, only pure peppermint for me.
Also Strawberry Lime Jones Soda.
Good stuff. 
Coca-Cola. I’ve been hooked for almost 30 years, but I can still stop whenever I want to. Really.
- Darn it, I need another can. *
walks to fridge
- Ahh, that’s better. *
Stewart’s Orange Cream Soda…
mmmmm…
>Stands up<
“Hi, my name’s Honey and I’m an addict.”
>Crowd: Hi Honey<
“I’m under the control of habanero peppers. I can’t get enough, I know I should stop but I can’t. I sit in front of the TV slicing off little pieces of that hot goodness until I can no longer feel…my tongue.”
Diet Coke in a can or a fountain drink… preferably w/crushed ice.
Coffee. Have to have two big cups before I do anything. I wake up an extra 20 minutes early so I can stare at the wall and drink coffee.