Confucius say, near-sighted girl not know her friends until they are on top of her.
Confucius say, “The superior man is easy to serve and difficult to please. If you try to please him in any way which is not accordant with right, he will not be pleased. But in his employment of men, he uses them according to their capacity. The mean man is difficult to serve, and easy to please. If you try to please him, though it be in a way which is not accordant with right, he may be pleased. But in his employment of men, he wishes them to be equal to everything.”
Ha ha ha! What a cut-up.
Confucius say:
Who say I say all these things they say I say?
Confucius say: Man who beat around bush leave little white trail
Confucius say, “Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer for many hours”.
Confucius say:
Wise man meet girl in park.
VERY wise man park meat in girl.
Confucius say: He who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
(growing up we called these “he who” jokes)
Confucius say: Fortune-cookie writing gig grows tiresome.
Confucius say man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Man who go to bed with hard-on wakes up with solution in hand!