Gary T writes:
> How stupid do you have to be to claim to be a member of group whose initials
> spell “FAG” and even put a bumper sticker on your car that says “F.A.G.” and
> still think you’re not labeling yourself a “FAG?” They may somehow think they’re
> not calling themselves “FAG’s” but I would bet that virtually everyone else in
> the world thinks that exactly what they’re doing.
They are stupid, and they are dangerous.
I went through all their posts and found this.
It appears that they definitely know that they are “F.A.G.s” and I was glad to see that one of them pointed out they were not a homosexual community. I think ** Mr. Blue Sky ** second reply is the most accurate version.
Upon more internet searching, I have “discovered” that there are numerous anti-Gordon groups and organizations. Only this particular one are F. A. G.
Others include:
Fans Against Jeff Gordon (FAJG)
United Against Gordon (UAG)
NASCAR Fans Against Jeff Gordon (NFAJG)
there are more
I had been under the impression that F.A.G. was the official anti-Gordon group. This does not appear to be the case. So, apparently only the F.A.G. group is ironically challenged.
So to be clear, I guess, not all Gordon haters are F.A.G.s, just the F.A.G.s are.
Holy Poop! Thanks for the link Lakai. The actual post and response is as follows:
“im so happy to be a part of FAG, everyone’s been really nice to me.
im happy that FAG has come a long way int he past year and hope that u guys will let me be a member for years to come.”
“Welcome FAG! We hope you have a good time here. Post often and be ready of the feed back. We dont always agree with each other.
So there is no confusion, this is a racing communittee made up of members who think Jeffiepoo Gordum is a jerk. This is NOT a homo site.
Express your opinions as you like, and have fun.
Chuck”
::shakes head:: You just can’t make this stuff up.
When all is said and done, I think it’s safe to say that the concept of “irony” is lost on your averge NASCAR fan… mulletts kinda’ block out anything that is even slightly nuanced.
-Richard
On the same inexplicable car sticker front …
We’ve all seen the “Calvin peeing on various things” stickers. Calvin Peeing on Dale Gordon’s # 3. Calvin Peeing on the Chevy symbol. Calvin peeing on the Ford symbol.
Well, I recently saw, on a Chevy, a sticker of Calvin peeing on ANOTHER Calvin who was peeing on the Chevy symbol.
So the moral is: Two wrongs do make a right, even if your car is being peed on
Earnhardt, that should be.
Anyway regarding the OP;
Jimmy Johnson and Gordon are teammates. Johnson’s number is 48. Gordon’s is 24. Is it any coincidence that 24 goes into 48 twice? Or that Gordon goes into Johnson twice? I think not.
Well, it could be worse. You could be sporting a bumper sticker that proclaims:
“I love Dick Trickle”
This reminds me of the acronym chosen by Richard Nixon’s irony-impaired 1972 re-election committee:
The Committee to Re-Elect the President = CREEP
Calling Gordon a fag is Petty. Or, if you are a Fan Against Gordon – a fag – then you could use a Johnson to route for. Getting caught with Dick Trickle would be the pits, but if you are a FAG, you might consider that a GoodYear. Don’t forget the oil and some new rubber.
You do not understand, Lord Fisk. I am expressing doubt that there are really any other kind of English teachers besides SPaPGNHSETs. No matter how often, or how you show examples, I will not believe you. 
Kinda like…
Wendell Wagner: You might claim that you are not of the group you claim to be warning us against, And I believe you. Your obsession with anal rape clearly show you do not now the least thing about nascar fans. (p.S. I care not a whit for sports) When I was a youngster, I used to spend time in Needmore, PA, and let me tell you, the local were only 1/3rd as interested in homosexualy raping people who understand the rules of grammer, as you seem to believe they are.
I had to do a google search to find the “Lord Fisk” reference. 'Cause you know, I never watch Kim Possible. 
U’m suprrised no one made a connnection to the politically liberal Film Actor’s Guild in Team America: World Police.