Congratulate me - I finished my Masters

As of this past Friday, I have officially graduated with a Masters in Business Administration. I’m officially ready to begin exploiting the poor and raping the environment in the pursuit of greed.

A worthy goal, since greed is good. :smiley:

Congratulations, Sundrop! Just remember the little people. Specifically, remember to wipe them off your shoe before entering a decent home.

Hey Congratulations!!.

Rape a few trees for me.

Although im just a senior in high school as of now, I hope to achieve the same degree in the next decade. Save some trees for me.

Godd job, we certainly need more MBAs.

Congratulations!

Now let me teach you how to work the copier.

Hey, congrats on the higher education. Good luck with the sloppy 93rds or whatever the environment is up to now.

Thanks everyone.

And fortunately, I already know how to work a copier. So, you know, I have -that- going for me.

Congrats on your hard work and your well-earned accomplishment! Now go get 'em, tiger!

Congratulations!

I’m a grad student in public policy, and there is some small amount of resentment toward the business school at our university, which has a reputation for…well, douchebaggery. (Frankly, it’s pretty well-deserved. I’m sure you’re not a douchebag, though.) One of my classmates once referred (in the hearing of a friend who was working on a dual degree between policy and business and was so pissed off that he repeated it ad infinitum) to B-schoolers with “they steal from the blind.”

So have fun with stealing from the blind!

My condolences.

Kidding. Congrats!

Welcome to our hallowed ranks. What type of poor exploitation or tree raping do you see yourself pursuing with your new title?

Heh. Much easier than stealing from babies, the blind aren’t as likely to cry loudly.

ahem That said, a friend of ours who has a Masters in Engineering said, when hearing we (my wife and I) were both in the program, “Man, the b-school folks are some of the biggest sharks I’ve ever met. You guys will fit right in.” We took it as a compliment.

We had a really interesting cross-section of folks in our program. One of my teammates was probably the last person I’d expect to be in a b-school program. She’s a social worker and plans to get into social entrepreneurship (read: start her own non-profit).

Finance in general. More specifically either international finance or commercial banking. There’s some overlap there, but those are my primary areas of interest. I’ve got a couple of irons in the fire, including making it to the final round of interviews for a program for business students with a bank. Right now that’s my top option if it works out.

Congrats!

Oh, and I totally love this thread title.

Cool - best of luck; just don’t plan to stay there for more than 3 years - get your training in a big company, then find a company you fit with better where you can try to apply that experience…

Congratulations! Now go fetch some coffee for the grown-ups.

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Congratulations!

I just started my MBA…at the school all of Kyla’s friends hate. :slight_smile:

(it’s because we have our own gym, isn’t it?)

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

And just to thunder-steal: I also finished a Master’s, just a couple of weeks ago.

I can now begin my posts with “IANA radiologist, but I have a Master’s degree in Neuroimaging, so I know enough to be dangerous” :smiley:

Congrats!

Just to relax before getting down to the tree pillaging in earnest, why not kick back by going to a movie?
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