My house was carved out of a single huge loaf of bread.
And bacon.
Mmmmmmmm… pineal bacon.
The answer to ALL of youse anxieties as to the existence and proof of the anatomical myth-work is on page 170, paragraph 8, of G. I. Gurdjieff’s little book published in 1991 by Viking Press.
Y’all must just wait for one among you to find the information!
Maybe none here is bright enough, notwithstanding you are the BIG LEAGUE of global knowledge and wisdom, says one among you.
Hell, I’m still wondering what that “porcupine troll” from post #32 is.
Or cares enough. You’re not much of a salesman.
No no no. You’re doing it all wrong Hunter. It goes something like:
"Being an Ascended Master in possession of Secret Cosmic Knowledge, I know something about the porcupine troll. None of you do, because you’re cowards and stupid. I wil not tell you anything about the porcupine troll, because I am too Ascended for you. But if you look at post 32 of a certain thread that is on the SDMB, you will become Enlightened.
P.S. Does anybody out there think I’m edgy and wise enough to throw me a pity lay? Surely I’m impressing someone with my mad phat occult skillzorz. Please? "
He’s not so much stupid as he is not lucid – he’s just stumbling along in his own dream of reality, trying to manipulate his world in space time by manipulating people on the intrawebs. Unfortunately, he is having difficulty accomplishing a lucid dream state, for his pineal gland’s production of melatonin has not stabilized. The poor bastard is unable to truly awaken in the physical world – his limited awareness and experience of occult anatomy is limiting his degree of wakefulness, so he is unable to actualize his second body’s chakras that stand behind his physical body’s endoctine system. The bottom line is that that unlike the rest of us Dopers, the troll has not yet attained the ability to lucidly move in astral realm, so he is not yet able to control how his actions affect the rest of the universe. Here’s to hoping that he eventually attains the degree of enlightenment that the SDMB has already brought to the rest of us in Homer’s Monkey Butler thread, and has been brought to people outside the SDMB by yogic flying.
Lies. Lies!
We’ve already established that the pineal gland produces bacon. Or is made of bacon. I’m not sure, but I do like bacon.
And the point is, you’re not enlightened enough to appreciate bacon.
Enough’s enough. If this trolling continues, your posting privileges may be revoked.
Bacon is the unifier between the physical universe and the astral universe. BACON IS THE ONE that all enlightened people seek.
Nuh unh Muffin. That’s Shakespeare.
Can I substitute Bacon Salt?
Heretic.
From *The Secret Teachings of All Ages*: “Bacon, Shakspere, and the Rosicrucians”, p. 165, by Manly P. Hall:
What it all really comes down to (Life, the Universe, and Everything) is Bacon. The only thing we Dopers have yet to sort out, before being swept up into cosmic oneness, is the answer to the sole remaining question: Canadian Bacon or American Bacon?
That there’s a thing of beauty.
[sup]::wipes one immaculate tear from corner of eye::[/sup]
Well played!
Edit: errr, that was for Muffin.
And, while I’m at it, have signatures been set to auto-on? Blargh. Can you uncheck a box somewhere or something and get rid of them?
Don’t [del]feed[/del] ban the troll! He’s funny!
In roughly the same way that someone who craps their pants in an effort to embarrass the people around them, is funny.
That would be United States Patent 5500225, which focuses on the use of diapers to study Pineal output. Unfortunately, the troll has it somewhat confused, so he sits there shitting himself for the better good.