Well, are you gonna stop laughing and invite me in?! The stems on these strawberries are starting to pinch
This whole page and the previous half page seem so funny to me now after seeing that PLG is engaged . . . I dunno why, though.
*Originally posted by Mauvaise *
Well, are you gonna stop laughing and invite me in?! The stems on these strawberries are starting to pinch
:: DW staggers over to the door, and opens it to reveal his lovely bride ::
Sorry, Mauvaise. We didn’t hear you knockin’ 'cause the room was-a roc…
Ahem.
Please…do come in! As you know, the Polygamy Suite comes with double King Size beds.
[sup]and a jacuzzi full of grape jelly[/sup]
[sup]oh…and a trampoline, too[/sup]
*Originally posted by iampunha *
***Originally posted by Falcon *
***Originally posted by Arden_Ranger *
**Moan and writhe and tell us how good we areAnd it’s okay, seeing as we’re married now
**
Writhing is reserved for pain.
No you’re not. **
Crap. That was me, iampunha, not falcon.
And she’s not even making me write this either. **
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No it’s not.
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Yes we are
*Originally posted by Dire Wolf *
**<snippage>
Please…do come in! As you know, the Polygamy Suite comes with double King Size beds. **
::strolls in, closing the door firmly behind her, and crawls onto the bed::
Let the Honeymoon commence!!!
DAMNIT!
I wanted to marry nocturne!
Oh well . . . I can still talk suggestively to her on AIM.
*Originally posted by iampunha *
**DAMNIT!I wanted to marry nocturne!
Oh well . . . I can still talk suggestively to her on AIM.
**
I’m sure she’ll marry you, too if you ask nice and stop whining.
*Originally posted by Arden_Ranger *
**I’m sure she’ll marry you, too if you ask nice and stop whining.**
But Mommy, I wanted to be her only spouse!
*Originally posted by iampunha *
***Originally posted by Arden_Ranger *
**I’m sure she’ll marry you, too if you ask nice and stop whining.**
But Mommy, I wanted to be her only spouse! **
Poor lamb. But you’ll be her only male spouse. She’s not married to Wolfie.
Now, don’t whine. We can share. Can’t we Mauv?
I’d be happy to share with punha as long as he doesn’t get cranky when it’s our turn
*Originally posted by Arden_Ranger *
Poor lamb. But you’ll be her only male spouse. She’s not married to Wolfie.
And it’s a good thing, too. I’ve got about all I can handle (and still be properly attentive, of course )
*Originally posted by Mauvaise *
**I’d be happy to share with punha as long as he doesn’t get cranky when it’s our turn**
So long as you don’t invade my “personal space”
*Originally posted by iampunha *
***Originally posted by Mauvaise *
**I’d be happy to share with punha as long as he doesn’t get cranky when it’s our turn**
So long as you don’t invade my “personal space”
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Heh. That’s not physically possible with the equipment given us by the Creator, punha.
I don’t know about you. But Corvus and I are having a good time in our Suite. He went out for some ice, but can I borrow the trampoline? I want to surprise him when he comes back. ~Lisa
*Originally posted by Arden_Ranger *
**Heh. That’s not physically possible with the equipment given us by the Creator, punha.**
I’m sure you could find something . . . don’t you like stra-ons?
GDRLH
*Originally posted by iampunha *
***Originally posted by Arden_Ranger *
**Heh. That’s not physically possible with the equipment given us by the Creator, punha.**
I’m sure you could find something . . . don’t you like stra-ons?
GDRLH **
[this one may or may not be taken seriously ;)]
Wanna find out?
*Originally posted by AngelD112 *
**I don’t know about you. But Corvus and I are having a good time in our Suite. He went out for some ice, but can I borrow the trampoline? I want to surprise him when he comes back. ~Lisa **
:: opens door, drops ice bucket ::
Ooohh… that looks like fun…
:: closes door ::
:: walks out of Polygamy Suite, dragging the trampoline behind him ::
Ohhhh Angelllll! You wanted to borrow this, right? Here ya go…have a good time
Just be careful you don’t bang your head on the frame. Trust me, it hurts.
Alright, I have to get back to Mauvaise and show her some tricks I discussed in a certain other thread :p:p:p:p:p
Hey AR - how about showing iampunha that pinata dildo?
Just what are you implying, Wolfie?!
I’m a married woman!
I’m gonna go see what you’re showing Mauv and make sure you haven’t been holding out on me.
Where is that rolled up newspaper?
*Originally posted by Dire Wolf *
**Alright, I have to get back to Mauvaise and show her some tricks I discussed in a certain other thread :p:p:p:p:p
**
OOOOOOOOhhhhhhh!!! ::swoons in anticipation::
I promise there isn’t a single book in the Polygamy Suite ;p