Honey, darling, sweetheart…you might want to check here first, and see what you’ll be getting into. Mind you, I’ve only mentioned the arms, shoulders and neck so far, so…
Sweet thing, I read that already. I know what I’m getting into. Unfortunatly, I can’t describe what you’re getting into without getting this thread shut down on a porn technicality. 
Oh my… :eek:
Well, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
Bring it.
thinksnow, I thought we were pals! We go way back! We’ve been through the trenches together! And now I walk in here, and find my friend and my wife, doing unspeakable things to each other. I’m shocked. I’m bewildered.
I’m rolling tape 
(Say, snowman, those boxers are cute. Are those…horsies???)
BTW, I’m glad you like our video tape. Believe me when I tell you, I worked, um, hard on it.
YAY for SENSUAL MASSAGE!
Yes, yes he most certainly did…
Oh, and thinksnow? Come get it. 
<grumble, mutter, snarl>
Damned code…
Wolvie, let me assure you, I’ve not [sub]yet[/sub] done anything with your wife.
The tape are terrific, thanks, btw, for forwarding them to me. You look mahvalous!
“Horsies” 'Nuff said.
Nocturn, come on over. When I’m done with porcupine, you’re more than welcome to hop on up on the table. Unless, of course, punha has an objection to that. [sub]I have a limit on how many toes I’ll step on in a 24 hour period, and I fear I squashed 20 of DWs’[/sub].
Hehehehe…punha shouldn’t mind, he’s been having so much fun with our wife Arden that I think he forgot me. 
Ahh… but you and punha will always have Paris, thanks to our video venture. Nut come over here and I’ll show you the position they named after me.
**thinksnow[/], you’d look better in whipped cream and sprinkles, dontcha think so Nocturne?
hops over to Arden
Yes, that whipped cream color and texture would really make your eyes show up, thinksnow.
:eek: 
With women the likes of these, I don’t think we can ever, ever let this thread die. Well, I suppose we could just start a new one, but still…
Dear ladies, think well of me, as I’m not leaving you, I’m merely taking a moment or so to ensure that we will thoroughly enjoy ourselves whence we meet again. [sub]AKA: going to sleep[/sub].
As for my soon to be whipped cream and sprinkly covered body, would it help if I just forgo the regulation g-string and recline au natural?
[sub]Sweet dreams[/sub]
Only if you don’t want us to remove the g-string with our teeth. :eek:
If you look like Mel Gibson, you can remove the g-string.
If you look very/remotely similar to Mel Gibson, you can remove the g-string.
If you look nothing like our Mr. Gibson…
You can still remove the g-string!
Morning, ladies.
Hey, babe, you been holding out on me? I don’t recall anything about a position named after…
Ohhhhhhh. OH! :eek: OMG, are you talking about…what I think you’re talking about???
[sup]damn, my neck is still sore[/sup]
Hey! What the hell am I, chopped liver???
:: grumble ::
Morning to you too, frosty.
I had to get off the computer and didn’t get a chance to post much yesterday. Is not my fault!
::gets A_R and Nocturne in one place (somewhat), lying on their backs, and begins massaging unspeakable places::
I’m really losing my imagination daily.
Don’t worry, punha, my darling. We’ll work on your imagination.
Is THAT what they’re calling it these days?
::takes off his shirt, leaving only a pair of black pants for A_R to play with::
[bad Mexican accent]
Pants? We don’t need no steenking pants!
[/bad Mexican accent]
Afternoon, liver…uh, DW.