:: uses end of his leash to smack DW right across his fruity behind ::
WHAP!
No, thanks. No fries today 
Thank you, Mistress Arden.
May I have another?
:: flings a glob of jello at AR to get a good reaction ::
:: tosses more at Mauvaise ::
FWAP! FWAPPITY FWAP!
Oh how I love that sound.
Don’t forget about me!!
::runs, gracfully leaps into air, and is pulled up short by his leash, turning a picture perfect swan dive into the human equvalent of the Hindenburg::
uggh…medic…
“Oh, the humanity…this is…this is terrible…oh my… I can’t believe this Jello catastrophe…”
:: mutters :: Where’s the rolled up newspaper when ya need it?
:: leans over and unhooks Corvus’s leash ::
'Cuse me, I’ll just borrow this for a moment…
:: doubles leash and smacks DW again ::
smack!
OOOOhhhh, poor Corvus.
::rushes over with the first aid kit and wraps him up snuggly with gauze, securing the end with staples:: 
comes up with a faceful of jello, grinning at Mauvaise I would ask you if you taste this good, but I’m mad at you right now.
Ya know, Nocturne, you’re alot more fun in the Pit than that old cranky boyfriend of yours 
::hands Corvus his leash back ::
Not that he needs it, seeing as he’s stapled [Damn, Mauv. 
]
:: tackles DW and sits on his chest ::
Gettin’ kinda cocky there, aren’t ya, Pet?
::grins back at Nocturne:: Depends on how much one likes Jello.
Thank you Mauv, but ummm… that gauze is a bit tight, and I can’t quite seem to move.
On second though, maybe that’s a good thing
I’ll second that!
**
::grins sheepishly:: It was all I could find on short notice.
whaps Arden just for describing her boyfriend as cranky…then grins Who loves ya, baby?
gets distracted Oh, Mauvaise, I REALLY like Jello. I mean, REALLY. LIKE. JELLO.
My, the view is stunning from down here! You might be a little more comfortable if you scooted up a bit
::whaps Nocturne:: He was cranky … Either that or I just wanted to whap you
Now if Angel were only here to hand feed me, then everything would be good
:: sticks her tongue out at DW ::
Hey, Mauv! I’m beginning to think Nocturne needs a collar. I’m sure she’d look quite fetching in one.
::starts pelting everyone in pit with cheeries ::
::Reaches into the pit and tosses Jello in Corvus’ direction:: Open wide, dear!
Arden, I think you may be right
:: dangles a collar in front of Nocturne ::
::struggles free of gauze::
::pluck::
Ouch!
::pluck::
Dang!
::pluck::
Son of a … !
::pluck::
You just had to use staples didn’t you? You could’ve just tied a knot but noooo, not good enough!!
::flings jello at Mauv::
Hah! Now feel better
Staples? Corvus, just be glad they didn’t try to put antlers on your head