Congratulations you fucking bitch..

Spoon!

kill -9

Shit!

su -
kill -9

Now where did I put my pom-pons and whore-cheerleader outfit?

That used to be my chatroom screen name.

samarm?
constipated telephone.

Back to the discussion of people eating fish food, my sister used to eat dog food. Dog food was the closest thing to processed food that we had in the house, thus, it was a treat. You see, my Mom made our childhood birthday cakes with honey and wheat germ (for the ‘roughage’) and grew sprouts (sprouts I tell you!) in the kitchen.

I’m not saying it’s a good thing to eat animal food, just that there are sometimes reasons for this behavior and we should be open minded about those with…diverse tastes. :smiley:

I think that “Banhattan” now has a serious contender to its title of “Best Typo EVER”.

-lv

A larch.

moc.liamtoh@rorrim - always incoherent, never knowingly undersold.

Oh what a great thread :smiley: and you’re not the only thread killer, Steelerphan, see my thread in MPSIMS. I’ve been murdering by the dozens, and I don’t know why!

Ostrich!

Oh wow I didn’t kill it! Thanks singular1. Oh, and I do think moc.liamtoh@rorrim should sell his/her quotes.

“I studied hard and all I got was a 5 second clip in a music video. I really wanted that Meow Mix gig, but it was, like, some Iraqi kid already had it.”

I’ve been waiting patiently for one of the “you guys are always so mean to the newbies” folks to stop by and decry the level of outright antagonism in this thread. They’re waaaay overdue. Did they not get the memo, or what?

Monkey!

You know, when I was growing up I used to eat the dog snacks we kept on the counter. I really liked the green ones. I wonder if my breath smelled like dog food, dog snacks, or vegetables?

Oh, and…

this thread looks like a bunch of monkeys fucking a football.

-tool

Oh, wow! I hit the preview button and ity let my checkk for typoos in wat I rote!

My dog’s breath smells better. . .now that I’ve put the cat’s box in a little tent. . . up on a table. . . in a room with a chain so the door only opens wide enough for a cat to get into it. She’s a good dog other than that.

Why do people have such a prejudice against eating dog food, I wonder? I’ve always been told that it has to pass the same FDA standards as people food. I’ll tell you what, I’d almost rather eat a can of Alpo than a hotdog. (Hotdogs are made of lips and assholes, my mother used to warn me. Lips don’t bother me, but assholes give me pause.)

I bought some vitamin gravy for my dog’s dry food as an occasional treat. A little got on my finger when I was pouring it out, and I decided to taste it. You know what? It was pretty good. A little less salty than regular gravy, but not bad at all.

Harper’s Index, 1989: Amount of glucose consumed daily by the average adult human brain, expressed in M&Ms: 250.

rorrim, I think the problem many people have with your OP and subsequent comments is that your level of analysis appears to be equivalent to that of the character in the music video. (I say character because I don’t know the woman’s actual views.) She makes a black-and-white statement, then you make an opposing black-and-white statement (at least, I think it was opposing… the OP was rather unclear). I realize that this is a rant, but it would be easier to understand if you clearly articulated some of the reasons you feel the character’s statement was fallacious.

Can someone help me find the 3 words in the English language ending in -gry? Thankx.

[ul]
[li]Angry[/li][li]Hungry[/li][li]Gonnagetyourasskickedgry[/li][/ul]

Any questions?