Yes! Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?!?!?!?
Um…
Can I go masturbate now?
Go ask your mom.
Blah blah blah… what else is there to be said?
F_X
More monkey!
Yeah, but you can only masterbate for peace.
Ack! Masturbate, MASTURBATE!
University of Rochester scientists have slowed light to a mere 127 miles per hour by passing it through a ruby.
Must open a new can of Sparrow and Mouse Giblet Delight for the cat.
When come back, bring monkey. I don’t even know what that means!
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
I try to save my outrage for those who are actually intelligent.
OK! OK! I’m going! Sheeeeeesh!
Have you been on the Garden State Parkway at rush hour?? If that’s not parking, I don’t know what is!
No… more cowbell, much more cowbell.
Hope everything comes out alright.
There is only one thing that can save this thread. And that is… More Cowbell!
Hswwsh.
There is no spoon.
Hey, soon as you actually do that bit, we’ll get back t’ ya with the scores, m’kay?
Oh, and I don’t think hitting the “preview” button counts as “editing”. Did it need to be mentioned?
Hey now, be nice, we all make silly mistakes.
Yar!
I did not. Have you ever seen monkeys fucking a football? Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it. The raw, animal beauty of the event is breathtaking.
Should I have put another comma after “animal?”