Mixty Motions.
“Ask me about Amway”
Just to mess with people.
Margoletta
H.M.S. Awesomesauce.
Eye-Dull-Our.
PM me if you get the reference – it’s pretty obscure.
It wouldn’t work for the OP’s question, but the coolest boat name I ever encountered was in Solomons Island, MD a few years back. It was a steel sailboat: Effie O’Two
FeO[sub]2[/sub] - you know - iron oxide… rust…
I’m at my marina right now. I was just awakened to the sound of someone pulling out of their slip. The name on the back of his boat is ‘Severence’. Funny 
The boat in the slip next to mine, a Larson cruiser, is named ‘Whole Yachta Fun’.
Since reading this thread last night, I took a walk along the dock to check out some of the names people have given their boats. In my marina, most boats are docked bow in, so there are not as many opportunities to see the names on the boats, which are usually stenciled on the stern.
I never find boat names that refer directly to the cost of the hobby funny or interesting. For example, one boat on my dock is named ‘Sync Whole’, a play on sink hole, a reference to throwing money down the drain.
Some names are not plays or words or nautical-themed. One of my dock mates, for example, named his boat ‘Bobby’s Girls’ for his wife and two daughters.
If I had a dollar for every boat at my marina cluster named ‘Serenity’ I could buy breakfast.
I Do.
I Do.
How about “My Dixie Wrecked” ?
Kon Tiki.
Argo.
Nostromo.
Outrider.
Mouldy Crow.
Everybody would love it!
If you won it on Wheel of Fortune, call it Thanks, Vanna!
I Am A Boat, Motherfucker. Bit topical, though.
Leaffan stole my idea.
If arbitrage is prohibited in the contest rules, I’d name it after my daughter.
Is somebody gonna’ stop Onomatopoeia, he actually has a freaking boat 
, I’d think this thread would be for those that don’t :dubious: . No offense man, it’s cool you have a freaking boat, just hurts when you rub my face with it (sobbing…I wanna boat…Waaaaah!)
Awesome dude, thanks for posting this, I almost forgot that this wonderfull peice of art was out there 
. Thanks for bringing such fond memories back to me.
I’d name my boat: bail out
Wilco (The Yacht)
“Quick Liquidation” 'cause I really have mroe important places for my money to go. If it’s not big enough to move into, it’s outta here.
Event Horizon