Over in IMHO, I just saw the thread title “If I were King of the World, I would…” followed by “Go to the Bathroom” Made me chuckle. 
Dude shoots other dude for yakking during movie. I don’t condone it, but I understand Drug (ab)use and political affiliation
The Grumpy Expat Mr. brown caves and uses neti pot - and he loves it
Crazy teachers imagine your disappointment when your box full of gifts never gets there.
Crazy Teachers Screw Caroline Kennedy