CrazyCatLady is throwing a bachelorette party for one of her cow-orkers next week, and they’re having one of those Tupperware-like parties where the Tupperware is replaced by vibrators and other sexual implements. (It’s a shame, really; we could use some Tupperware.)
As a good husband, as well as a strong advocate for sexual fulfillment in general, I have offered up my crazy mad culinary skeeelz to provide the food for the party before I take off for the Of Montreal show at Gate City Noise and leave them to their smut. While any old cookout/party fare would do, the theme is just too good to pass up.
So does anyone have any ideas for catering a sex toy party?
At the guest-of-honor’s request, I’ll be grilling some chickens on beer cans, which I guess fit the theme in a really perverse sort of way. I have seen both penis-shaped cake pans and Penis Pasta (shaped, I hope, and not flavored) for sale, and these things could come in handy. If anyone has any recipes or ideas for presentation, that would be great.
Pigs in a Blanket/Cocks in Crepes= kinda look like uncut penises
Fish Tacos= self explanatory
Tit Cake= bake a cake in 2 ovenproof/metal bowls, turn out onto a tray, frost with skin tone colored icing, use maraschino cherries for nipples. If you want to be anatomically correct, use tinted pineapple rings for areolae.
You could offer them a range of sizes, from Vienna sausages through hot dogs, corn dogs and kielbasas, Hickory Farms beef sticks up to mighty bolognas and salamis.
Bananas, of course.
Cream-filled éclairs would provide an extra dimension of realism, not to mention chocolate…
O.K. the Thread Title says “sex toy party” but the OP says “bachelorette party”. These are two very different things.
I have no suggestions for a bachelorette party, but for a sex toy party you’ll want to make some
Poon Soup
Very simple: Boil a pot of water and have it ready for after the sex toys have been used. Now that the dildos and double dongs are covered in vaginal juices, drop them into the pot. Allow the juices to mix in, then remove the toys and voila!
One of my friends once made an appetizer for such an occasion that was a large summer sausage flanked with two cheese balls and a fringe of parsley. It was a big hit.
I own a cookbook called Intercourses: An Aphrodisiac Cookbook. All the recipes are based on twelve foods considered aphrodisiacs, like oysters, pine nuts, chiles, asparagus, black beans… lots of wonderful recipes. Might be worth checking it out and making a few from there.
Penis-shaped Jell-O Jigglers and whipped cream to dip them in. I had these at a bachelorette party last summer and they were terrific! Oh yeah, and they were tasty too. No idea where they got the penis-shaped Jell-O molds though. I don’t remember exactly (which means they probably were), but I think they were made the Jell-O shooters way, with alcohol added.
