Cool proverbs

I’ve heard this as: Never put off ‘till tomorrow, what you can put off altogather.

Another Army line from my brother: The KISS rule. Keep It Simple, Stupid.

Malay proverb:

Di mana semut mati kalau tidak dalam gula

Translation (plus bonus rhyming commentary):

Where do ants die, if not in sugar?
(Men risk ruin for their pleasure.)

It’s never too late to quit!

My sig.

my sig again… duh…

“Wish in one hand. Spit in the other. See which fills up first.”

hehe…I’ve heard it with shit instead of spit. Makes sense either way, I guess.

Yeah, but you can tell my version in front of mom :smiley:

Not exactly a proverb, but might as well be:

“It has been said… that there are few situations in life that cannot be honourably settled, and without any loss of time, either by suicide, a bag of gold, or by thrusting a despised antagonist over the edge of a precipice on a dark night.”

Ernest Bramah,* Kai Lung’s Golden Hours*, of which I’m a big fan.

The best of 39 plans is to run away.

I sww someone else here likes old Life in Hell comics. :slight_smile:

He that won’t be counseled can’t be helped.
– Benjamin Franklin

Character is much easier kept than recovered.
– Thomas Paine

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
– Heywood Hale Broun

Hey, a Malay proverb! :cool:

From Babylon 5: “The avalanche has begun; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.”

I prefer my own version: In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man gets burned as a witch.

My version:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till next week, or get out of doing altogether.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
– Fred Allen

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
–Aesop

The more one pleases generally, the less one pleases profoundly.
– Stendahl

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half shut afterwards.
– Benjamin Franklin

A Bedouin proverb that I, as an apartment dweller, have always appreciated:

“If our hearts are to be close together, our tents must be far apart.”