Literary Characters:
Nurse Ratched
Peter Lake
The Wife of Bath
Viola
Ones I made up:
Surreal McCoy
Hallelujah Downtown
The AV Squad
Black Sheep
slowly sinks her teeth into the chocolate jack o’lantern
I’m not kidding. I will eat this chocolat jack o’lantern.
How about…
pseudo demonic laughter
happy inflatable sheep
she whose name must not be spoken
Oh, go on and eat the damn thing.
takes another bite of the chocolate jack o’lantern
How bout:
Sam Lowry
Sonic Death Monkey
Evil Leprechaun Alarm Clock
MacPhisto
“No Exit”
“No Busking”
“Running with Scissors”
“I Am Donovan’s Brain”
“Courtyard by Marriott”
“Body by Jake”
“Room Service”
(writing this from the Courtyard in Detroit…)
snaps up the last two bites of the chocolate jack o’lantern
I have other hostages.
reaches for a Cadbury chocolate bar
How about “Cadbury”?
(The bar must die.)
Throat Warbler Mangrove
Raymond Luxury Yacht
“Surrealistic Pillow?”
Patty O’furniture.
“Baby Fish Mouth”
“Festering Wound”
“Ingrown”
…and my boss’ wife mentioned this phrase the other day that has stuck in my head:
“pierced scrotum”
Isn’t that a Jefferson Airplane album?
Omphalos, or perhaps, Omphaloskepsis.
Howabout AuntBeer? 
i’m partial to ‘libido torpedo’ and ‘skany yankee’
ByteMe
C.O.JONES
Billy Rubin
As coined by Coldfire and Rysdad in this Pit thread:
Shiny Gay Republican
Or seen on a cruise ship: Mind Your Head