Hmmm. How about insisting that his idea is full of shit, rather than the originator of it?
Thanks.
Hmmm. How about insisting that his idea is full of shit, rather than the originator of it?
Thanks.
I’m curious.
But I can’t comment unless I have a peek at it for myself! Can somebody email it to me?
ash_tar@usa.net
(Ahh…the Straight Dope–fighting ignorance at it’s best!)
I learned this during a urology elective. It’s true that it is impossible to produce the above quoted volume of semen. However, and most folks don’t appreciate this, the penis has an enormous capacity for taking up semen (or any viscous fluid) as long as the stream is properly directed.
So the way the video is shot, there is a small pumping system in the cup. This fires sucessive streams of pseudo-jiz at the guys urethral opening. The jiz is taken up by the penis (all of it assuming the stream is accurately directed). Then all you need to do to produce the effect of ejaculation is to run the film backwards.
This “induced retrograde ejaculation” actually works and in fact, is the method of choice to deliver local chemotherapuetics for urethral carcinoma
Huh? Cup? What are you talking about? If you’re saying there was a cup in the film, nope, there wasnt. He was sitting on a floor, with his legs spread open. It’s not directed anywhere, the semen was going all over the place (his stomach, onto his hand, up and onto the floor…)
Awww… dude, couldn’t you just let my answer hang out for a little bit. No disrespect for your thread, I couldn’t resist the chance to post an off the wall explanation.
PS can you email the vid?
FWIW, high ejaculate volumes have been identified in some patients seen by infertility doctors. Here’s a referance:
Andrologia 1990 Nov-Dec;22(6):497-501 High ejaculate volume: a distinct entity?
Duyck F, Steeno O
Here’s an exerpt:
Its stored in a condom up the guys butt and wired with a tube up his pee tube; believe it or not.
KneadToKnow, manhattan, everybody,
I’m sorry. Of course, KneadToKnow, by “shit” I meant “blood, internal organs, and love”.
Again, sorry.
jb
p.s.- handy, that explanation is also full of blood, internal organs, and love.
I don’t know if I’d give porn directors (or actors) the credit assuming they are smart enough to pull off any special effects too complicated. But I have seen the guy with two schlongs and was fooled so you never know. But I saw this video and was shocked. It appears to be the real deal. It looks as if he’s doing some severe stomach compression, seemingly forcing the stuff out at will. I found that odd. As well as the hugeness of the sackage. But if this guy is so talented, despite being hung like a field mouse, he should be a huge porn star, don’t you think? And if this, um, talent was appreciated by the ladies, why would he be sitting alone on a kitchen floor? Despite all, I have to say this is the coolest thing I’ve seen all millenium.
Darnit…I thought I could resist this, but with all the replies, I’ve just got to see this thing for myself. If you could email it to me at jcs33@cornell.edu, I’ll give you my opinion.
Jman
I was just going to stay away from this, but dammit I need it. could you send it to iamthederf@hotmail.com
Thx
Um, I’m going to have to see a cite for this. I suspect that my leg is being pulled. A penis is designed to squirt stuff out, not suck it up like an elephant’s trunk.
Here’s a website for urethral carcinoma. I don’t see any mention of squirting chemotherapy up the patient’s penis. I believe the chemo that’s mentioned, fluorouracil-mitomycin, is delivered intravenously. Interstitial radiation therapy, also called "seed implantation, means putting the little pellets in, like for prostate cancer.
http://www.intouchlive.com/journals/oncology/o9911b.htm
So they can cut it off or they can treat it with IV drugs and radiation, but I don’t see anything about “induced retrograde ejaculation”. Cite, please.
Curiosity has got the best of me. Can someone please email this to me this as well?
Thanks,
Ducky, I believe your little webbed leg has been pulled.
jb
Well now I must see it also— medtech@usunwired.net
Someone else mentioned Peter Norths 8 orgasmic contractive spurts. Is this normal? Do most guys just do 1-2 spurts?
Also, it dosent seem that unusual that some people could produce a large volume ejaculate.
After reading this thread I can’t help but think of the Daily Show clip where the female reporter went to a hog semen farm in Iowa. They had a plastic bag full!
I’m never one to be left out of the inside joke. Someone send me a copy of this. . . Thanks
Tripler
I wanted to say “shoot” me a copy. That’d be funny. . .
That’s the strangest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I don’t know what’s more bizarre. The gallon of semen or the basketball for a nutsack. If that’s faked, I can’t tell.
CiscoMD@aol.com
Dont razz me for the aol address. Thanks
[sub] Pretty please send me this thing? Thanks.[/sub]
Um, in the name of research… again, thanks.