Copious amounts of ejaculate

Disclaimer: This is a serious question. I am not posting this to rile anyone up, or try and sound funny.

Mr Cynical showed me a clip of a guy masturbating. When he orgasmed, it looked like total there was at least half of a cup of semen. Now, we were wondering how is this possible, since the normal amount is about a teaspoon full (or 3cc’s as a friends discovered). What was different about this guy is, his scrotum was quite large, at least the size of a baseball, and his orgasm lasted for about 30 seconds (it seemed to come in waves). Did he do something, or is it just genetic? Or possibly a disease or syndrome? Answers from the medical community welcome.

I would like to add that I was as confounded as the next guy. I ran across the clip at work, and had to show it to someone to affirm my disbelief, if you will.

Video editing?

No, I’ve seen it. I am positive it wasn’t video editing. My original thought was that he reverse catheterized a whole bunch of pseudojism into his dude, then took off.

But then I thought of the ramifications of reverse catheterizing into your seminiferous vesicles and all the assorted anatomy.

Now, I just think the dude is one of those people on the scale of possibility- severely skewed on the semen squirting scale
jb

Have you ever seen a Peter North porno movie?

They don’t call him the decorator for nothing! Man can that guy sling some jizz!

En

I have seen Peter North movies, and that guy comes like an elephant on coke. The strange thing is that he comes for something like 8 or even more contractions (which cause the spurts) whereas most people run out of fluid much earlier. It is pretty impressive, maybe you saw that?

Where is the video?

Nope. No links to it, please. Take it to e-mail, if you must.

Cynical, I thought you sold computer systems. :slight_smile:

I’ve seen it, and man, it weirded me out.

–Tim

I haven’t seen it! Can someone e-mail me a link, please?

Well, i was starting to feel a little embarassed for posting the question 'til I read the replies :). Anyway, naturally i didn’t post the link because that’s a huge no no. But, if you send an email to my account, i’ll send you the link post haste. Note: Easily grossed out people may not want to ask. But, it is actually pretty amazing to watch.

If the gentlemen are done giggling over the dirty movie, it’s time to crank up the search engine.
Is there anything I can do to increase the amount of semen I ejaculate?

http://www.ash.or.th/news/ACSHstudy.htm

So maybe this guy was just born with big testicles and a high testosterone level and an overly enthusiastic semen-producing facility, and he didn’t smoke, and he went a long time between ejaculations, and he had the services of a beautiful female to perform prostate massage on him beforehand.

BTW, there were 2,610 Google hits for “amount ejaculate increase”. Get a life, guys. :smiley:

For the Peter North crowd, the guy has a gift, but he’s nothing compared to the dude in that horrifying video. We’re talking a quarter cup, at least. Maybe a half cup. gag

Someone should call guinness… (world records, not lager)

all right, i, er, bite…

somebody e-mail me (bickbyro@altavista.com) this thing, please…

Three tablespoons?? :eek:

Before anyone feels inadequate, the same site had a correction.

Mr Cynical, since this would contradict an assertion of the master, I feel duty bound to expose the fraud. :slight_smile:
How large is the video? If it is under about 4 and a half megs, you can use kyberneticist@yahoo.com

If it is larger, e-mail me there and I will give you a private address or ftp space. :slight_smile:

It’s not how big it is, it’s what you do with it…Especially if you’re going to expose it. :smiley:

The answer to this is quite simple, folks. It’s called special effects.

The object of the special effect is to make the audience go “Wow!” and I’d guess this one’s done its job.

The mechanics of this particular special effect involve little more than some type of concealed bladder (e.g., a balloon) connected to some type of conduit (e.g., a length of rubber tubing). This is pretty old had in this particular genre, and has variations such as women who generate the product and men with dual organs, both of which function.

The dead giveaway is the oversized scrotum. Ejaculate is not stored where it is made. Therefore, there is no real valid connection between scrotum/testicle size and ejaculate volume.

Sorry to be the only one interested in fighting ignorance.

It’s definitely not a special effect. I have seen another movie of this guy, in that one he blew the same amount of semen out of his penis…and his scrotum was in full sight.
I just thought was it very amusing.

Okay, unless the dude has a prince albert, I have to insist you are full of shit. The semen comes directly from his urethral opening, it is almost certainly not a fake dick, and unless Stan Winston has gone total pervo, that’s not puppeteering.

The dead giveaway is the oversized scrotum? So dude’s got big balls. I think you are forcing the conclusion.

but I could be wrong.
jb