Cops: Is it really that common for US males to not wear a fucking shirt?

Besides, how could you see all their “kewl tats” if they were covered up by a pesky shirt!

This is one of my thousands of pet peeves. Around here all the hardguys make a point to go running shirtless as often as possible. When I say running, I mean jogging along in public areas making sure everyone is watching. It’s a little too “Look at me!” for my tastes (and I say that as someone who doesn’t look half bad with his shirt off.) Even when it’s forty out, some jackass will be running bare-chested through the busiest parts of downtown. What gets me is they all HAVE shirts. They’re carrying them in their hands or have them tucked into their shorts. Eh, maybe the ladies actually like it, I have no idea.

Where’s that “like” button…