Coronavirus COVID-19 (2019-nCoV) Thread - 2020 Breaking News

Broadway shows shut down through April 12.

NCAA Basketball Tournament cancelled in full.

The governor of Ohio shut down all K-12 schools for 3 weeks. In our district, that means 4 weeks because 4 weeks from now is spring break.

Parents are scrambling.

On first glance I read this as “Self-immolate.” Yowza, things are getting SERIOUS. :eek:

To be fair, the stands at most NASCAR events have been mostly empty for years now.

Why? Do you think the virus will lead to mass starvation soon? If not, what do you think humans will be fighting over?

Toilet paper.

The entire living population of ex-Soviet citizens must be collectively rolling their eyes.

Broadway is shutting down for a couple weeks as the governor banned most gatherings of over 500 people.

I think it more likely it will stayed closed indefinitely.

And face masks.

Disneyland in California will be closed at least until the end of March.

Authorities in Ohio believe there are 100,000 cases in the state.

I predict that this event will lead to the US finally implementing a European style national healthcare system within the next 10-15 years. If not this than nothing will.

Whooooaaahhh.

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

Off by three years.

Stolen, and made clear I stole it.

Stunned silence.
You know, this may have made the whole pandemic worth it.

Singapore if charging full cost for foreigners treated in it’s public hospitals. It is afraid of being overrun by sick people from Indonesia.

Meanwhile, Akira was right on the nose.