Costume help needed...fairly quickly

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I work at a Posh hoity toity private club. We are have our members kids Halloween party this coming Friday (10/21). I just found out ALL employees are supposed to be in costume. Yes, there are prizes for 1st,2nd and 3rd but to me that is irrelevant. I just need to comply with the request to wear a costume.

Any good/cheap/easy costumes you can think of that would be fun?? Last year I wore hockey gear…my number was ½, my name was Witt.

Thanks in advance for the ideas. I have Wednesday available to gather anything needed.

tsfr aka daniel

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Wear black pants, a black long-sleeve shirt, and a black ski cap if you have one. Take white masking tape and run a strip up and down your sides, including the sides of your arms and legs, and over your head if you have a cap. Get some yellow paper, cut strips about 2-3 inches wide, and tape them end to end to make a sash. Write “Police Line Do Not Cross” on the yellow sash. You are now a crime scene. (Using chalk instead of tape might be more realistic, but it won’t show up as well or last as long.)

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Do that crime scene thing with one of these over your head.

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Go as a clown.

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Dinner jacket (tuxedo) and a Phantom of the Opera mask: you are the Phantom of the Opera-goer!

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White T-shirt and blue jeans. Comfy sandals if you have’em. Emblazon “Error 404 Costume not Found” on said t-shirt.

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Strip-off completely, bend at the waist and back into the room where the party is being held. Go on, guess.

You’re a Parker House roll. :smiley:

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A white sheet with lots of holes cut in it - Charlie Brown from It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

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#4:

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There were some great ideas in a thread that I started. I didn’t mean it to be a costume suggestion thread but there were a lot of suggestions in it:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=806369

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Do you have jeans and a plaid or red shirt? Get a cowboy hat at a dollar store and you’re a cowboy.