I’m going for either Aslan or Aragorn. And by Aslan I mean the really cool Lion guy that I understood him to be when I read the books as a kid, not the metaphor for God that all the adults think he is.
Edmund Blackadder. I always saw him as a potential senator (from a Southern state, possibly Virginia) during the Jefferson, Lincoln, Kennedy and Clinton administrations. He’s presidential timber! Rotted, syphilitic presidential timber, but presidential timber nonetheless!
Doctor Doom! With him in charge, we can rest assured our budgetary woes are over with. Nobody’s gonna screw with him and hope to live, and I’m sure our space program will positive boom. On the downside, we may have the odd radioactive terror raoming the streets, but as the holder of power armor superior to Iron Man’s, plus a master of dark magic, it’s nothng he can’t mhandle.
Doom for President!
He’s clearly superior to his opponent, Cobra Commander, who little mroe than redneck ex-car dealing piece of Teabagging white trash.
Sure, Doom would like you think that he’d help the little guy, but what executive experience does he actually have? He runs Latveria like his personal fief - because it is - while the inhabitants are terrorized under his iron fist. Balance budgets? What does he know about that? He’s a pretty (or ugly) face in a powered battle suit, running off his charisma and knwoledge, not his actual ability.
No, Cobra Commander is where its at. Look at his advantages.
First, pick of Vice President is less critical because Cobra Commander never dies. Even after being exploded multiple times, he always comes back ready for more.
Second, while Doom’s inventions are nice, nobody else gets to use them. Cobra is all about mass-creation of cool shit.
Third, Doom can’t be everywhere. He has to run to country. Cobra Commander is used to delegation, and comes with a high-powered team of elite leaders, all of whom follow him. Furthermore, Cobra can now share its high-tech weapons fo war with the United States, ensuring our place as the worldwide leader with man-portable jetpecks, infantry laserguns, hover-battle-tanks, small but powerful orbital spaceplanes.
In terms of speaking, nobody matches Cobra Commander. He routinely sacrifices massive combat-ready base facilities to protect the lives of his troops and yet always has a dozen more ready to go!
I like Bartlett too much to force him to do that job for life. By the end of The WEst Wing, he couldn’t get out of the Oval Office fast enough. Hell, if Leo McGarry had lived and, somehow, been his successor, he’d have quit the day after the election.
As Aslan is High King Over All Kings in Narnia, I’m sure that, as president, he’d just fob the job off on somebody else anyway.
And Vetinari would be great for a city, of course, or even a decent-sized state with modern communications and transportation technology, but a continent-spanning country might be a little too vast for him to give it the personal touch he’s so good at.
I think I’ll just sign up with the Fitch campaign. There’s a reason he’s always named first when this topic comes up.