Coworker got married last week...help me think of annoying names for offspring

In My Humble Opinion
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Her new name is Dropp. I feel it is my duty as an annoying coirker to come up with names for her children.

So she should consider Dew and Rayne as good kid names.

Help me out :slight_smile:

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Lyman! :slight_smile:

3

Surnames that can be used as first names:
Maille
Pinn
Marquette
Price

For when the child is listed alphabetically by last name:
Anne Rolle
Kick
U. Laika Badde Abbot

Optimus Prime (to my husband: Okay, dear, I said it. Happy now?)

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Nayme
Drippe
Tyr

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Or better yet: (Dropp), Eula Eicke Abbad Abbot

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Dewey
Pearl
Coffee

7

Operation Dumbo.

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Seven

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TABLE students; –

10

Wowbagger

11

Sun

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She can’t use Dew if it’s a girl, because she’ll be sentencing her daughter to a life of looking for some Chinese guy named In to marry.

13

Gum.

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Penny
Long
Stop (and roll)
Snow
Si

15

Candy

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Even better, she can marry a Chinese man named Ping and go by the nickname Lady Bird.

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Long