Cows sought after BMW vandalized

[iiandyiiii]

I hear they thought they caught the ringleader, but she had an a-ribeye.

[TokyoBayer]

This thread has ground to a stop. Let’s just chuck any further puns.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

The next person to make a pun will be taken off in the patty wagon.

[running_coach]

@Elendil_s_Heir

The next person to make a pun will be taken off in the patty wagon.

I have a permit to carry a shank.