Maybe they were seeking some prime revenge and thought the BMW belonged to Daisy Cowitt
I was expecting Cow Tools. 
Good thing they don’t have opposable thumbs…
Good thing they didn’t sit on the bumper, otherwise they would’ve calved it off the rest of the vehicle.
But BMW’s reputation is at steak…
I drove my personal truck to an oilfield jobsite once upon a time, and one cow just wouldn’t stop licking the tailgate. I tried shooing it away, moving my truck, no dice. Damn thing had a fixation on the tailgate latch. Might have been the silicone I used on the plastic, stuff smelled like bubblegum. It didn’t do any damage at all, just weirded me out a little. Went back to that same place many times, never happened again, even the couple of times I was in the same truck.
Cows is strange. But tasty.
They’ve been spotted in France, going after cyclists in the Tour de France. Case has been handed over to InterPol(try).
So they’ve moved on from cow-on-car crimes to cow-on-cycle crimes? Shameful. Where are the parents?
It’s ten o’clock.
Have your cows come home?
This.
If I had tried something like that, my father would have tanned my hide.
Regards,
Shodan
We seem to be on the horns of a dilemma.
Where’s the beef?
See, i expect this kind of thing in Jersey.
We should probably stop milking this, a Moo-derator may shut it down at any time.
Which Mooderarator would cowp to doing that?
Hoodlums. Them and the Hoodlambs are distroying the neigh bour hood.
Four legs good, two legs better.
It’s a well known fact that cows prefer here-ford cars.
…and if there had been a Dodge, no one would have ever known…
Are we getting to the tail end of this thread?
We’re getting round to it.
This is just the tri-tip of the iceberg.
Hopefully, they loined not to park near cows.