Here down in Australia, we’re called GUMTREE and my daughter posted an ad this morning requesting someone to come mow her lawns before she moves out.
NEVER put the word ‘single mum’ in an ad, no matter what service you require! 
She had plenty of legitimate responses, but a couple had her pissing herself laughing.
First was a request from a ‘bloke’ whose best mate is getting married on the weekend…but still being a virgin, the mates were concerned about his ability to perform for his new wife on their wedding night. They didn’t want to send him to some skanky brothel, so inquired as to whether my daughter might provide a ‘service’ to him, for a handsome fee of course!
Then there was someone asking to marry her…for immigration purposes only. Given that she need some lawn mowed, dunno whether dowry regulations cover that.
Yes, she has taken the ad down now. But I really wish she’d hired the services of the three German backpackers who’d sent a response (with pics)!! My gosh, but they were handsome young men…she could’ve charged admission just for a perv while they sweated their stuff on her lawns.
:: swoons ::
